napfire

When you take a short nap in the hopes that doing so will revitalize your mind, body and soul, effectively refreshing you completely.

Except in this case, it completely backfires on you and has terrible reverse effects; you wake up feeling even more tired than you were before, you're groggy, cranky and quite possibly feeling ill.

Sue: Are you getting ready to go out and watch the ballet with me dear?

John: Hell with that crap. I fell asleep and it totally napfired on me. Now I feel like a bag of smashed ass. Take your mother.

napfire by scaryjesus February 14, 2012

Nashone 

Cute
Respectful
Big dick
Sweet, popular
Flirt, Lady's man

Did you see that Nashone

Nashone by ja'de February 14, 2012

Nagigate

Having someone nag you while giving you directions. Usually while driving. Usually a wife.

We'll be there in a bit, I'm driving and my wife will nagigate the whole way.

My wife thought we were lost and nagigated until we finally parked.

Stop freakin' nagigating, I know where I'm going.

Nagigate by grinningdog January 10, 2013

nahp 

The merging of the two words nah and nope

Guy 1: Hey, you wanna go see Man of steel?
Guy 2: Nahp, I don't like superman.
Guy 1: Oh ok bro.

nahp by frohawk warrior May 18, 2014

Nazochist 

One who obtains pleasure from confusing and puzzling others.
Term originated in manga named Sket Dance.

Puzzle maker: I love the way he struggles with that Rubix cube!

Person struggling: F**k you, nazochist.

Nazochist by nanananananananabrackman! April 14, 2014

Nanny bender 

To have sexual intercourse with an old lady.

"Holy fuck, look at that sexy old lady over there"

"You're such a nanny bender"

Nanny bender by BootypipeSucker January 12, 2015

Names section of the Urban Dictionary 

I want to rant. Just hear me out. Rant starting in 3...2...1...

GOO!!!

I'M TIRED OF PEOPLE MAKING THEIR OWN NAMES MEAN SOMETHING ON THIS WEBSITE!! HOW BAD DO YOUR LIVES HAVE TO BE FOR YOU TO REACH A POINT WHERE YOU DON'T FEEL LOVED ENOUGH? DO YOU REALLY THINK OTHER PEOPLE NEED TO GIVE YOU ATTENTION WHEN YOU DON'T NEED IT?!? THE PEOPLE WHO DO THAT ARE SELF-ABSORBED FUCKS WHO DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE LIVES OF OTHERS AND WANT TO FEEL APPRECIATED WHEN YOU ALREADY ARE!! YOOOUUU MATTER!!!!!!!!!!! SO STOP BEING ON YOUR STUPID COMPUTER AND GO OUT AND HELP SOMEONE ELSE FOR A CHANGE!!!

.....RANT OVER.....

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Ok im done

I hate when people search for the Names section of the Urban Dictionary

Names section of the Urban Dictionary by Lauretta Rose June 13, 2016