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Squirrel Faced

Someone who is drunk to the point of vomiting, but still has the sense to try to keep it in, thereby mouth vomiting chunks of food and bile that are now caught in the space between their cheek and gum. Recognizable signs of someone suffering from this condition are extreme perspiration, a look of intense worry, constant swallowing, and occasional burping. Slurred words often occur as well as diminished coordination.
"Dave was looking pretty squirrel faced right before he blew chunks all over Shannon."

"I saw Cindy all squirrel faced, running for the WC."

"I got a little squirrel faced yesterday when John fell into the septic tank at the party."
by VoodooSplat February 4, 2010
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Face Taste

What your face taste like when you Smoke some delicious strain of Cannabis and breath out your nose. Must stay in your face for at least 30 seconds!
Your whole face taste like it!
by Delta9Cartel February 16, 2010
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will smith face

an exaggerated facial expression. used to convey shock and surprise.
fool, i know you didn't expect THAT! otherwise you wouldn't be making the will smith face.
by doctabootnocka July 23, 2009
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Face Type

A Face type is similiar to a typo.
When having an online conversation
with your friend and they accidently
press alll different keys making their
sentence all jumbled and un-readable
appearing to be typed by somebodies face
(or in attempt to type anyway)
Girl: So did you hear about what happened the other day?

Guy: Yahi didf herabou thya t!

Girl: Woah face type much?

Guy: Soryw 4as soe xcited and tysrt6ping so fast I guess I sliopped a cousdpele timessa.

Girl: Yeah i think you should start typing with your fingers.. Instead of your face. Face-Type.
by umakemesmiill3 August 7, 2009
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Kettle face

Kettle face-The Results of a kettle attack. The Face is so battered it resembles the print of a kettle.

Youve been kettled.
He was smacked with that kettle, hes got a kettle face.
by Mr-Simmas August 21, 2009
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Frumpy Face

Something comedic that happens to someone that leaves them with an unusually sad face. Usually occurs when embarrased in front of people they would like to impress.
John- The other night at the party lawrence sure did get a frumpy face. He gambled all his money away playin cee lo with his girlfriend watching him. After he lost it all she got pissed and left him there.
by shipsay ona johnson September 25, 2009
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Slurry Face

Slurry Face is somebody who is obviously a slut, or just a funny insult to call your girl mates..or boy mates. whatever floats your boat.
Kayla; Oi Jes, You're A Slurry Face!
by JesiekaSUICIDE September 26, 2009
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