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Textbook Monkey

Someone who intends to or has completed an academic piece of work or endeavour by memorising information from a textbook, often leading to a shallow understanding of the topic.
"How did you get an A on the exam?"
"I just went over the textbook until I could recite it"
"You're definitely a textbook monkey"
by MFBlu May 2, 2024
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texturey

When something has a texture that makes you cringe inside. Examples would be dumplings, chalk, chalk boards, tofu, cotton balls, flan, tres leches cake, and moist dumplings.
The lead chef made chicken and dumplings that were very texturey.
by sensory advocate June 8, 2024
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Texters Block

Similar to writers block. Texters block refers to not knowing what to send or type in a conversation via text.
Me: I'm not dry, I just have texters block.
by WaterBooks June 30, 2024
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textdump

Unlike "dumptext", which is the act of sending a text message while taking a dump. Textdump is the act of dumping one's partner by text.
"She was in the restroom for a half hour and during that time I got a text from her saying that she wanted to break up with me... She textdumped me with a dumptext!"
by TheFleeceMan January 21, 2026
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Textually Waterboarding

The act of reading Fly Away Peter by David Malouf
"I'm an English teacher and I'm Textually Waterboarding my class by making them read Fly Away Peter by David Malouf."
by #1FlyAwayPeterHater February 6, 2026
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Textpectation

The assumed expectations people have about how someone should respond to text messages.

coined by Drew Lodi
by Lightworker325 March 8, 2026
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Textie

A derogatory term used to insult people who text too much.
by treehouserockx March 14, 2026
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