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perpetually fucked

the act of being fucked by life despite desperate attempts to try again and make things go your way
friend: "how did that interview go dude?"
you: "horrible man I'm just perpetually fucked"
by ghost is the shit December 27, 2014
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crusty fuck

An older individual who is dirty in appearance and also an asshole.
"Did you see that old man hit our car with his shopping cart, what a crusty fuck!"
by Travvykenj December 10, 2013
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fuck-wozzle

A little dipshit that thinks they're bad when they aint
Thomas E the guy I went to school with is a fuck-wozzle
by zmw33 January 25, 2015
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Oblivious Fuck

A person (typically a guy) that has no idea they could smash if they just asked. Oblivious fucks tend to be the unknowing putting a girl in the friend zone
Girl 1 -"God I'd fuck Jake in a heart beat if he'd stop calling me bro and take me to a movie."

Girl 2-"don't bother he'll always be an oblivious fuck"
by Ramdomchick268 February 25, 2015
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finkle fuck

When someone is acting like a prick.
Eduardo is acting like a finkle fuck today!
by bananafuck September 12, 2015
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fucked blind

Being fucked so hard that you can no longer see. Everything turns into a blur.
Oh my Charlie had me fucked blind last night. When he finished I couldn't see anything it was all just a big blur!
by Bjornn October 3, 2015
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Fuck Voyage

Sexual Rumspringa in any young or old persons life. A literal fuck fest with several different partners.
Spencer has just begun his first fuck voyage, having slept with three new partners this week.
by CSUChicoCrops June 25, 2016
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