Rule 2

Discreet method of letting someone know not to be a dickhead.

Gerald: Yo, why her lips look like a batty hole
Honest Northern Man: Rule 2 mate, that’s my girl

by Man Like Gerald June 4, 2018

5 minute rule

The amount of time it takes to know if you’ll toss someone’s salad after meeting them

I would totally toss her salad… the 5 minute rule

by RensssRulesss January 22, 2022

Sock rule

The sock rule IS NOT REAL. You are gay if you do something gay. Just because you are wearing some comfy socks doesn't mean that you can't do anything gay!

Dillon: I just railed a dude.
Corey: Wait but isn't that gay tho?
Dillon: Nah man it's ok because I had socks on.
Corey: Bro stfu the socks rule isn't real.
Dillon: But the sock rule says that you can't be gay if you have socks on.
Corey: Fake news.

by Soggiest_biscuit April 19, 2023

Xen rule

Xen rule is a dumb ass rule made by a moron. Normally no one knows about the rule until it's applied.

I went to leave early but can't it's a new xen rule.

by fathfhfisuierireiigrwh January 17, 2018

rules

rules are made to be broken. nothing else. that's why rules were made. no other reason and if you think so just know that ur mom can't say no, that's why she had you :)

''rules are made to be followed''

*slaps the thing*
''thank you next''

by elainn September 7, 2021

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Mr. Garrison Rule

A tradition among the gay community that certain slurs, ordinarily offensive, are more acceptable when used among gay men themselves, named after the South Park character Herbert Garrison.

Jimbo: "Well that's not fair, I should be able to say fag."
Randy Marsh: "Hey, you didn't get bleeped."
Jimbo: "Uh-oh."
Mr. Garrison: "Well well well, guess we learned something new about you, Jimbo, you freaking fag. You want to make out or something?"
Some other dude at the bar, likely: "Today I learned about the Mr. Garrison Rule."

by HotTubHebrew November 29, 2025