1. A basic simp
2. A mainstream man who not only simps, but also likes mainstream things such as: music played on the radio, Starbuckscoffee, and most things advertised on television.
Guy 1: "This new Ariana Grande song is fire! I would bend over backwards just to be in her presence!"
Guy 2: "Shut the fuck up man. You're so fucking simp-le."
The time and date a "shitlib" Monica-"mask on in car always" got their 4th or 5th jab to keep from getting the common cold because they already survived the first two blood clots, but they have no natural immunity in their body to infections because they totally believed what MSDNC and Collectivist Noose Nutworxs told them!
Damn Monica will be out another two weeks from her hairdressing job, due to illness, she got her third "simp-stamp" this year!