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Nasterbate 

Thinking of nasty things or people during masterbation to prolong the experience.
"I think of your mom's fat ass while I nasterbate so I can go all night
Nasterbate by jimmyboypeace February 23, 2011
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najodvecackejsi 

the weirdest of the weird, stranger than fiction, less normal than abnormal
This article is totally najodvecackejsi, even by the Onion' s standards.
najodvecackejsi by niobeh February 25, 2011

Namefucked 

The meeting or observation of an unknown individual that has a social disorder, is a homo, retarted or any other such disorder and later learn they have the same name as you.
Me- Hey Tyler, you and that homo at Cracker Barrel have the same name.
Tyler- Well shit, im namefucked now.
Namefucked by ama806 June 17, 2011

Nasty Westergaurd 

While you are buzzed; demanding that your wife/girlfriend blows you and sticks their finger in your ass at the same time, all while you suck down a cherry slurpee.
When I go home, I am going to try and get my wife to go for the Nasty Westergaurd.
Nasty Westergaurd by nasty w. July 28, 2011

Naquelle 

There are not many Naquelles in the world, but its wonderful to have a Naquelle you know. Naquelles are flawless, talented, they love music, always on the top of fashion trends, always there for family and friends(they will defend them with the life), They are amazingly beautiful, always has a boy or two trailing after her. Overall, Naquelles are drop dead gorgeous, fhilarious, super smart, talented(mostly in music), fashionable and a great friend/sister/daughter/mum/granddaughter.
Remember Naquelle?
Who can forget her?
She was a beauty!
Yeah and a real princess!
Naquelle by TheAstroGuru November 25, 2011
When you take a short nap in the hopes that doing so will revitalize your mind, body and soul, effectively refreshing you completely.

Except in this case, it completely backfires on you and has terrible reverse effects; you wake up feeling even more tired than you were before, you're groggy, cranky and quite possibly feeling ill.
Sue: Are you getting ready to go out and watch the ballet with me dear?

John: Hell with that crap. I fell asleep and it totally napfired on me. Now I feel like a bag of smashed ass. Take your mother.
napfire by scaryjesus February 14, 2012