Skip to main content

Flabby Finger February

A female must finger her self once on February 1st. Twice on February 2nd and so on all the way to the 28th.
Girl: you doin flabby finger February?

Girl: yesssss girl my fingers finna have scoliosis and arthritis
by Cam38118 November 26, 2019
mugGet the Flabby Finger February mug.

Finger Free February

Girls can’t finger or have an orgasm in february like boys can’t nut in november
Hey u doing no nut november? Puh, Im doing finger free february
by Wandren December 18, 2019
mugGet the Finger Free February mug.

Finger Nutting Good

When you nut on to a black person's Kentucky Fried Chicken. After you consume the KFC, left over nut and chicken grease will be pumped into your mouth
'
nigga i just finger nutting Good at my grand dog's circumcision
by squrtle May 26, 2019
mugGet the Finger Nutting Good mug.

White Claw Finger

This occurs when you have ripped open too many delicious White Claws with the same finger in one session, leading to mild pain and redness in and around the nail bed of the affected finger.

Symptoms include pain with opening another White Claw, having too much fun, and occasionally, blacking out.
"Bro, I crushed so many Claws last night that I came down with a nasty case of White Claw Finger" -Brad

"Only one cure for that bro, let's go get more Claws!" -Chad

"Ya bro, ain't no laws am I right?" -Brad
by A6969C August 31, 2019
mugGet the White Claw Finger mug.

Finger food fiesta

Hey Lucy did you see the finger food fiesta on the weekend?
by Gonzales666 June 1, 2018
mugGet the Finger food fiesta mug.

Five-Finger Dieter

The Five-Finger Dieter is what happens when a man can fit his entire hand into his ass, which is why the words "Five-Finger" are included in the name. It is an act of self-fisting, basically.
The word "Dieter" is a noble German name, and German acts of sex or masturbation are usually messy and acrobatic, which is why you need some flexibility to successfully give yourself a Five-Finger Dieter.
"Bro... I gave myself a Five-Finger Dieter last night!"
"You're gross man... But good job..."
by Ricky Biff and Little Peter November 14, 2020
mugGet the Five-Finger Dieter mug.

The Quick Finger Shocker

If you're ever in a fight and need to pull a move in order to escape. Just pull down your enemy's pants and stick you're finger in their ass.
Alex: Yoo John what happened last night
John: I was in a scuff with Rob but he pulled The Quick Finger Shocker on me and got away
by Scrap_master_69 October 21, 2020
mugGet the The Quick Finger Shocker mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email