Douche'

dou·ché
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché

(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.

used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.

Walking to my car after work this evening. A group of 4 young dudes walks up to the crosswalk the same time I do. As we wait I hear them chatting among themselves. One turns to me and says "nice hair. Did ur mom fuck a smurf?". To which his buddies laugh. Without missing a beat I look at him, smile, and say "nice face. Did ur mom fuck a horse?" His buddies literally double over howling with laughter. "Douche'!!"

by ForgingGraphemes September 9, 2016

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Douche Plunge

when a friend puts a douche bag in their mouth, then blows to clean a female friends vagina

troy: rey have you douche plunge alexis?
rey: yeah, man and she queefed in my face.
troy: eww, that is nasty.

by kennipat March 7, 2009

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Douche Stamp

A hickey left on you by a douche that breaks up with you via email the day after receiving the stamp.

Do you have some make-up for my douche stamp?

by Babardouchebaginator June 10, 2010

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Douche canoe

A person who has exceeded the levels of douche bag and is not quite douchey enough to be considered an asshole.

Guy 1: Carl is such a douche bag!
Guy 2: That's an understatement, he's a douche canoe!

by Gotham in ashes August 31, 2013

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der douche meister

The douche of all douches. He is The Supreme Douche. All other douches, even The King of All Douches, are subservient to him, for his douchiness is beyond all others.

Dude! Look at Dick! He's being such a douche he can only be The Supreme Douche. No one could be more douchy than Dick. He's clearly der douche meister.

by speedshift September 16, 2014

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