sugar douche

This is a male who is usually good looking who specifically targets wealthy females. These females would not normally attract a man this good looking if they were poor. A successful sugar douche will ultimately marry one of these females thereby granting him an easy lifestyle with no real employment requirements. Sugar douches usually cheat at some point, have failed business enterprises and ultimately prove to be poor husbands. Divorce, alimony payments and other forms of wealth are given to the sugar douche as severance.

Sandy's sugar douche just had to close down his personal training business due to poor management.

by stephilovepapastephilovepapa April 21, 2018

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Get the sugar douchemug.

Douche'

dou·ché
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché

(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.

used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.

Walking to my car after work this evening. A group of 4 young dudes walks up to the crosswalk the same time I do. As we wait I hear them chatting among themselves. One turns to me and says "nice hair. Did ur mom fuck a smurf?". To which his buddies laugh. Without missing a beat I look at him, smile, and say "nice face. Did ur mom fuck a horse?" His buddies literally double over howling with laughter. "Douche'!!"

by ForgingGraphemes September 9, 2016

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