Cheese Please Boogey

(v) - of or relating to the strangest imaginable sexual act or position.

Guy One: Did you ever hook up with that girl the other night dude?

Guy Two: Hell yea, then she gave me sass so I gave her the old cheese please boogey!

by Master Exploder 69 February 26, 2009

Melted cheese spread

The act of applying warm cheese spread as a substitute for lube, commonly used in the winter. Popular cheeses used include; Brie, Wensleydale, Gorgonzola and Baby Bells.

Judith I can't get in you're icing over, apply the melted cheese spread.

by Golden graham July 13, 2015

British Cum Cheese

When you have the most intense masturbation session and have the white sticky substance get stuck in the foreskin and you scream like an ole’ british chap

BLOODY FUCK HAROLD! I just had the most INSANE British Cum Cheese incident!

by CumCheese69 July 1, 2019

Wax cheese people

People that buy organic foods, put babybeel cheese in their children’s lunches, and often wear Keen sandals or Chacos. They shop at Whole Foods or the local coop. You can spot them at the local farmers market on the weekends getting there organic produce and putting it in their reusable bags. To them, Lunchables are unheard of and rap music is terrifying.

Mom, the wax cheese people at school made fun of my Cheeze-it’z because they aren’t organic.

by CrackHead K December 14, 2019

The Cheese Dam Theory

The theory that a pizza cannot be part cheese part no cheese due to the lack of a separation to prevent the cheese from melting into the non cheese section

The pizza place would not except our pizza order due to the Cheese Dam Theory.

My mother strongly believes in the Cheese Dam Theory.

by jimhuttonismyidol December 24, 2019

nibba sex cheese

allah fo sho

yo jeremy ate a nibba sex cheese

by allahcheeese November 16, 2020

EAT CHEESE EVERYDAY

To eat cheese everyday while sneaking in only a minimal amount of Pretzels.

I am going to eat cheese everyday!

by your friend (ish) May 31, 2020