As i put the third edge shutter in , the bull sullivan proceeded to tell me how to install the fourth. Hence being told how to suck eggs .
by chippy112323 April 10, 2025
Get the suck eggsmug. 
Usually used amongst tradesmen in reference to any establishment that simultaneously sucks the money out of your wallet, either by charging high prices for basic tools, or by pawning off cheaply made Chinese garbage at prices so low you can't afford not to buy it, while also fucking the customer in the end, whether it be in the form the previously stated poor quality of the merchandise, or in the form of the establishment doing everything in their power to weasel their way out of honoring their warranty.
Tom: "Hey Dick, with all that overtime you've been pulling, I bet your paycheck is looking fatter than Kardashian ass."
Dick: "Damn right Tom. In fact, I'm gonna go down to the suck and fuck on my lunch break and get me a new drill."
Dick: "Damn right Tom. In fact, I'm gonna go down to the suck and fuck on my lunch break and get me a new drill."
by ApacheHellion July 16, 2022
Get the Suck and Fuckmug. HE MEANS SO SUXK HIS LEFT BASKET BALL KIDS CLICK OFF IF YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW HIS FAT JUICY NUTS MAN.
by FUCK ME 👴 November 28, 2021
Get the GO SUCK MY LEFT BALLmug. by Cpeterc April 4, 2015
Get the suck markmug. (v.) The term you use when you want to say "sucking ass" (aka being bad at something) but you're in a situation where you can't swear.
by AtlanticComputer November 27, 2020
Get the sucking major bootymug. by SomeoneReallyFuckingDumb March 10, 2021
Get the throb n' suckmug.