Person 1: Have you ever had this yellow liquid?
Person 2: No person 1 what is this drink?
Person 1: It’s piss Jerry. Also stop calling me person 1.
Jerry: *drinks piss* MMMMMM
So remember kids is a man offers you piss always say yes (unless it’s green)
Person 2: No person 1 what is this drink?
Person 1: It’s piss Jerry. Also stop calling me person 1.
Jerry: *drinks piss* MMMMMM
So remember kids is a man offers you piss always say yes (unless it’s green)
by Julsuple May 3, 2022

You're at a bar and you declare that "this" is your last beer. You pay the tab but before you finish that last beer, you go to the restroom. When you return, you find that your glass has been refilled because your drinking buddies were not ready for you to leave. You just had a "Piss Fill". Good bartenders typically do not charge for this service.
by Dave at the Urb May 19, 2019

by Bibyoung July 21, 2019

When You gotta take a piss so bad that you're about to pee your pants but just before you do, you get to the toilet and feel the relief of letting it out. Sometimes you may start pissing the second you get your dick out and it may be premature and you'll miss the toilet.
Oh Shit. Oh Fuck. Oh Shit. Oh Fuck. I'm boutta pee my pants, I gotta pee so bad. This one boutta be a Dick Tingling Piss!
by Pokchop March 6, 2022

The Prince of pissing people off was the first South Carolina citizen to be on the NY Times Bestselling Author list.
by Coop Dupe December 14, 2019

by Tractor Tom April 21, 2018

When you hold your pee for as long as possible then proceed to peel your significant others lip back, place your penis on their gums, and piss all over them.
by freddiepibbs May 31, 2025
