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Piss

Person 1: Have you ever had this yellow liquid?
Person 2: No person 1 what is this drink?
Person 1: It’s piss Jerry. Also stop calling me person 1.
Jerry: *drinks piss* MMMMMM
So remember kids is a man offers you piss always say yes (unless it’s green)
by Julsuple May 3, 2022
mugGet the Pissmug.

Piss Fill

You're at a bar and you declare that "this" is your last beer. You pay the tab but before you finish that last beer, you go to the restroom. When you return, you find that your glass has been refilled because your drinking buddies were not ready for you to leave. You just had a "Piss Fill". Good bartenders typically do not charge for this service.
He went to piss, "Bartender - give him a Piss Fill"
by Dave at the Urb May 19, 2019
mugGet the Piss Fillmug.

Earth piss

Rain.
From the sky.
Yo that Earth piss is coming down hard af.
by Bibyoung July 21, 2019
mugGet the Earth pissmug.

Dick Tingling Piss

When You gotta take a piss so bad that you're about to pee your pants but just before you do, you get to the toilet and feel the relief of letting it out. Sometimes you may start pissing the second you get your dick out and it may be premature and you'll miss the toilet.
Oh Shit. Oh Fuck. Oh Shit. Oh Fuck. I'm boutta pee my pants, I gotta pee so bad. This one boutta be a Dick Tingling Piss!
by Pokchop March 6, 2022
mugGet the Dick Tingling Pissmug.

Prince of pissing people off

nickname given to Lenard McKelvey aka Charlamagne Tha God by his friends.
The Prince of pissing people off was the first South Carolina citizen to be on the NY Times Bestselling Author list.
by Coop Dupe December 14, 2019
mugGet the Prince of pissing people offmug.

mystery piss

When you go to the bathroom with the lights turned of and just hope you're pissing in the toilet
Dude i just want to the bathroom and mystery pissed all over the bathroom
by Tractor Tom April 21, 2018
mugGet the mystery pissmug.

Norwegian Piss Missile

When you hold your pee for as long as possible then proceed to peel your significant others lip back, place your penis on their gums, and piss all over them.
Tony gave a mean Norwegian Piss Missile on Tuesday.
by freddiepibbs May 31, 2025
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