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Kachow's Law

1. Kachow's circuit laws are two equalities that deal with the current and potential difference (commonly known as voltage) in the lumped element model of electrical circuits. They were first described in 2023, by Teoizm followers, after her highness Karen Teo said it one day in the holy temple of the SST Teoizm Electronics Lab. Widely used in electrical engineering and by her highness Karen Teo, they are also called Kachow's rules or simply Kachow's laws. These laws can be applied in time and frequency domains and form the basis for network analysis and is clearly a meme in the S307 2K23 cult clan. WE LOVE TEOISM
"Through the process, they will learn, Kachow's Law is applicable in real life to electronics."
"Kachow's Law is a Law for Voltage and Current, it's roots are originated from Teoism's holy temple in the SST Teoizm Electronics Lab."
by MINECRAFTBESTGAME69 February 22, 2023
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Sherali's Law

In the event a drink or drinks are left at a hosts house for longer than three moons, it is expected the host inherits ownership of the liquor and shan't be returned to the guest upon next arrival.
"Lachie has left his half drunk bottle of Bundy here from last weekend, do you think he'd mind if I poured one?"
"Go for it mate. He knows Sherali's Law."
by Kedacted March 25, 2025
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Jamo’s Law

Everything has a little bit of squish to it.
Damn bro, you obey Jamo’s Law perfectly
by MoistureGorilla March 26, 2025
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Lincoln law

If person or persons have vast amount of wood next to where they reside then woodpile must be finished before persons or person is asked to vacate the premises
Squatters were asked to vacate premises by police and they said they couldn't cuz Lincoln law is in effect
by White Rider March 26, 2025
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Arcos Law

The ocean is the sky, we live between two oceans.
“Bro our chemistry teacher was teaching Arcos Law last semester.”
by Vibqa April 1, 2025
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Kister's Law

A pattern where an otherwise non-sexual artwork or written work unintentionally contains hints of the creator's fetishes.

The phrase stems from the creator of the analogue horror series Mandela Catalog, Alex Kister, admitting that he is sexually interested in the concept of doppelgängers, a core feature of the narrative.
1. That's his Kister's Law!

2. I've found his Kister's Law....

3. This has Kister's Law written all over it.
by Aqua's Nest April 1, 2025
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Marc's First Law

A law invented by Marc of The Templin Institute and introduced in the video "The Idiotic Strategy That Always Works (But Shouldn't!)":

"Dumb ideas are implemented all the time often with cataclysmic results. But they're implemented in the first place because there was a legitimate expectation of a positive outcome; these ideas fall within the "Zone of Believability." However some ideas are so clearly bad and consequences so obvious that no sensible person would ever consider them; such ideas cross the threshold into the "Zone of Ridiculousness" and no explanation can ever justify such an idea's inherit preposterousness."

Essentially this law dictates that are 2 categories that a dumb idea fit under: Believable (Reasonable chance of a positive outcome) and Ridiculous (Very high chance of 1 or more bad outcomes), and that any idea that fits under the latter category should be flat-out rejected.
Ship Captain *Gives details on a naval assault plan*
Executive Officer: Sir, there's so much wrong with that plan that it breaks Marc's First Law; I can't even list out every possible way that it could fail!
by KXMR April 4, 2025
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