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eulomentia

Eulomentia

Part of Speech:
Noun

Definition:
Eulomentia is a state of mind characterized by a profound clarity and understanding that feels like a divine blessing. It combines the Greek concept of “eulogia,” meaning blessing or good speech, with “umentia,” which signifies a heightened awareness and insight.
Example Sentence:
“After prayer in my secret place, I experienced a moment of eulomentia where all my worries disappeared, and I felt truly at peace.”
by Ryan M Duarte August 11, 2024
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Eufy

Eufy is the cleaning robot that's always there for you. Eufy cleans more than messes. She cleans away your life problems and is like a mini-UFO.
Steve: Eufy clean away more than messes. She cleans away my life's problems. I live you, Eufy.

Eufy: *cleaning robot noises.

Eufy: I love you, too.
by HawaiianPunch1 August 12, 2024
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Eurohop

(Avgeek slang) To fly (in real life or in a simulator) touring across major European countries in many short or medium-haul flights.
On my vacation I'll eurohop across Italy France Portugal and Greece.
by SampilotA320neo August 15, 2024
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EULA roofieing

the practice of enforcing a legally binding agreement on a customer without explicit informed consent or done so with hopes of the terms being bypassed or neglected (and ultimately unknown), most often enacted by corporations who actively lobby against consumer rights.

examples:
- changing the terms of the agreement at a point in time after the initial exchange
- dark patterns set up to mislead the customer, confuse them, waste their time (stalling) or lie to them
- a forced arbitration clause on page 69 of the end-user license agreement stapled to the inside of the refrigerator packaging cardboard box which the customer will never come in contact with
- charging the customer for services which they have not received, charging hidden fees, or charging cancellation fees
- automatic contract renewal without consent or confirmation
- assume that the customer accepts the new terms if they don't respond immediately respond
- make it extremely difficult or impossible for the customer to disagree, refuse, deny or cancel
- take maximum advantage of the customer as much as allowed by hidden clauses and loopholes in laws and regulation
- sharing private and highly-sensitive personal customer data with "1281 vendors/our advertising partners", or to the general public
- avoiding all liability, responsibility engaging in scapegoating and shameless blame-shifting and steering, even if all these measures have resulted in wrongful death
- Retroactively Amended Purchase Experience
hey everybody! how's it going? hope you're having a lovely day. i'm not. i'm probably not gonna have a lovely day tomorrow, for the next few weeks, and maybe the next few months. today we're going to be talking about another case of eula roofieing.
by anonymous August 15, 2024
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EULA roofieing

the practice of enforcing a legally binding agreement on a customer without explicit informed consent or done so with hopes of the terms being bypassed or neglected (and ultimately unknown), most often enacted by corporations who actively lobby against consumer rights.

examples:
- changing the terms of the agreement at a point in time after the initial exchange
- dark patterns set up to mislead the customer, confuse them, waste their time (stalling) or lie to them
- a forced arbitration clause on page 69 of the end-user license agreement stapled to the inside of the refrigerator packaging cardboard box which the customer will never come in contact with
- charging the customer for services which they have not received, charging hidden fees, or charging cancellation fees
- automatic contract renewal without consent or confirmation
- assume that the customer accepts the new terms if they don't respond immediately respond
- make it extremely difficult or impossible for the customer to disagree, refuse, deny or cancel
- take maximum advantage of the customer as much as allowed by hidden clauses and loopholes in laws and regulation
- sharing private and highly-sensitive personal customer data with "1281 vendors/our advertising partners", or to the general public
- avoiding all liability, responsibility engaging in scapegoating and shameless blame-shifting and steering, even if all these measures have resulted in wrongful death
- Retroactively Amended Purchase Experience
hey everybody! how's it going? hope you're having a lovely day. i'm not. i'm probably not gonna have a lovely day tomorrow, for the next few weeks, and maybe the next few months. today we're going to be talking about another case of eula roofieing.
by anonymous August 15, 2024
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EULA roofieing

the practice of enforcing a legally binding agreement on a customer without explicit informed consent or done so with hopes of the terms being bypassed or neglected (and ultimately unknown), most often enacted by corporations who actively lobby against consumer rights.

examples:
- changing the terms of the agreement at a point in time after the initial exchange
- dark patterns set up to mislead the customer, confuse them, waste their time (stalling) or lie to them
- a forced arbitration clause on page 69 of the end-user license agreement stapled to the inside of the refrigerator packaging cardboard box which the customer will never come in contact with
- charging the customer for services which they have not received, charging hidden fees, or charging cancellation fees
- automatic contract renewal without consent or confirmation
- assume that the customer accepts the new terms if they don't respond immediately respond
- make it extremely difficult or impossible for the customer to disagree, refuse, deny or cancel
- take maximum advantage of the customer as much as allowed by hidden clauses and loopholes in laws and regulation
- sharing private and highly-sensitive personal customer data with "1281 vendors/our advertising partners", or to the general public
- avoiding all liability, responsibility engaging in scapegoating and shameless blame-shifting and steering, even if all these measures have resulted in wrongful death
- Retroactively Amended Purchase Experience
hey everybody! how's it going? hope you're having a lovely day. i'm not. i'm probably not gonna have a lovely day tomorrow, for the next few weeks, and maybe the next few months. today we're going to be talking about another case of eula roofieing.
by kuchesezik August 16, 2024
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Euphemism

Hym "It's a euphemism for 'How things work currently.' It works for establishments conservatives (all conservatives) just fine and it works less well for people who aren't incest cultists. It works for establishment liberals (like Destiny) but 'MY friend wants to be chicks with dicks and it doesn't work for her' and it works TOO WELL for the conservatives for their liking. This is their real motivation. It isn't perpetually at risk of being destroyed. It isn't racist. It's either working fine for you or it's not. And the only reason any what's control of it is so that they can people the one who decide who it works for and how it doesn't. You have no principles. You're not moral. You are what you are."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2024
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