Cum Sink

A sink that collects cum from December -1st till the end of October, once No Nut November (NNN) arrives, the cum inside the Cum Sink will be left to thicken into an exquisite stinky cheese that will be harvested at the very end of November in time for Destroy-Dick December (DDD).

Gary: Hey bro have you harvested your Cum Sink yet?
Jarred: Not yet, I prefer my dick cheese to be thicker like Philadelphia, that cream cheese that goes well with crackers such as Cheddar.

Cum Sink by Wet Gloves November 10, 2019

Cum Mug 

An okay replacement for a Cum sock if the laundry hasn't been done. Although may lead in to some confusion.

P1: Hey sorry i was really thirsty so i drunk your milk.
P2: What milk?
P1: You know, the one on the desk.
P2: Oh my god.
P1: What do you mean?
P2: That was my Cum Mug.
P1: WTF!
P2: This is what happens when you don't do the laundry Steve!

Cum Mug by Skully758 January 20, 2021

Cum-dripping Encanto shirt

A diamond chest plate with Projectile Protection 1 and Mending enchanted on it.

dude 1: I got a diamond chestplate

dude 2: well I have a cum-dripping Encanto shirt

Cum-dripping Encanto shirt by The one who cums April 5, 2022

cum guzzler

Man, it's "semen" - "Jimmy's Mom" already freaking spelled it out for you and you still got it wrong... TWICE!

...Idiot.

It's either "Sea Man" or "Semen"... And yes, there is a difference, genius.

cum guzzler by Levity-Slicket July 18, 2008

Cum Sponge 

A bitch that will dowse herself in a mans goo.

She licked it all up . That bitch is A cum sponge !

Cum Sponge by ozgood69 June 15, 2009

cum-o-saurus 

When you shoot a load so big you could choke a dinosaur

Man I shot so much spunk down that bitches mouth, she called me a cum-o-saurus!

cum-o-saurus by mz82374 September 8, 2009

cum fumble

The phenomenon that occurs when - right at the moment of climax - your grandma calls. Essentially, any action that ruins an imminent orgasm.

Can also be called the cumble fumble or simply cumble.

Guy - "Oh baby, I'm gonna cum."
Girl - "Fill my sweet poonani with you jizzum, please!"
Guy - "Urm.. I think you just cum fumbled me."

cum fumble by conbonjovi December 10, 2009