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blue man group

putting three blue flavored twizzlers in plastic wrap and then shoving them up your anus
I shoved that blue man group so hard uup my butt last night
by jojo erm June 12, 2011
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Blue Screen Of Death

An annoying screen that windows users see at least once a day that kills everythig you were doing at the time
*drools over porn*
*blue screen of death pops uo*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
by Darkmaster2004 April 19, 2006
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blue balls

the excruciating pain a man receives when his balls swell up because of a lack of sex. And when a man is sexually interacting and being "teased" his body will push semen towards the urethra but if not "relived" in a matter of time the semen will back up into the balls creating an excruciating pain, remember sperm is men't to go out not in!

in some cases a man can not just masturbate to fix this problem due to sexual frustration a man must be relaxed while another female (or male) relives him mentally and physically

NOTE TO ALL SPOUSES
NEVER EVER! EVER! let your man get this because of the amount of pain, NO MAN deserves this kind of torture.
(girl) rubs guys junk and starts to kiss him

(guy) gets hard

(girl) stops

(guy) blue balls comes into effect
by DR.Hall January 12, 2012
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Blue Jacking

This is the process of using a function on a bluetooth enabled phone, normally a Sony Ericsson, and browsing someones files without the permisson. If you take something, this is bluejacking.
Did you hear about Paris Hilton? Her phone got bluejacked and her sex video got out!
by YidMaster2144 July 23, 2005
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I like blue

Rhymes with "I love you".
This line is used in the movie KANK.
Boy: I like blue.
Girl: I like blue too.
by Rhea18 August 15, 2008
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Blue Haired Girl

These girls are often stereotyped as SJW's, Twitter freaks, degenerates, has stupid hot takes, awful opinions, sometimes transgender (well mostly), will call you a homophobe, transphobe, a racist and other worse stuff you could think of.

She hates all of white people but is unironically white herself. Probably a Joe Biden supporter. And probably has pronounces like: xyrs/xey/xer zim/zem/ces they/them/their. Thinks she's a savior. And other more stuff.

Now reminder: Not all blue haired girls are like that. It's just crazy people. Or as I like to call it "The Retards of the Western Society"
Nick: Mamamia! Itza Mario!
Blue Haired Girl: Uhm, excuse me?! That is literally just offensive to all Italians! You are such a racist scumbag!
Nick: I'm literally Italian. If you really think I'm not, then let me speak Italian for yo-
Blue Haired Girl: NO! You are just pretending to be Italian! You racists are the worst!
Nick: *Speaks Italian* There, I have spoken, people like you are the retards of society. You really think you're a savior don't you?
Blue Haired Girl: *Leaves in Defeat*

Guy: *Uses the wrong pronounce*
Blue Haired Girl: NOOOO! THAT IS EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE! YOU DON'T REALIZE HOW MUCH ARE PROUNCES IMPORTANT TO THE LGBTQ COMMUNITY!
Guy: *Sighs*
by Alexandar Navlenskii September 19, 2022
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