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birth by anal bird explosion

When someone has children by throatshitting 10 birds into a pregnant autistic lizard's testicles causing it to inflate with propane and violently shart out half a baby. People who do this are usually very untrustworthy.
Guy 1: I think I got scammed by that black market baby seller Twatwaffle von Cuntlicker. He promised an entire baby but I only got half

Guy 2: I heard that guy gets his babies from an underground birth by anal bird explosion human trafficking ring, he must have been too lazy to pay for the other half of the baby.
by beepboop mcdoopydoo June 18, 2025
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Dark Anal

Dark Anal is when you shove your big cock into a womans baby forcing to go all the way through out the mouth into her moisty pussy
Guy: Hey do you wanna Dark Anal?
Girl: Fine, Go get the baby
Guy: Didn't it die from last time?
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whipped cream anal

by jonre x aleah September 3, 2023
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national anal day

october 15 is national anal day for all the people that love to do it in the butt
John: Dude it’s national anal day
Clara: Hey you trynna do it tonight in the butt
John: Yea baby ;)
by lmfnoppsucker October 13, 2019
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Anal Flood

When you give a girl an enema and force her to hold it in before you perform anal sex. This causes contractions that can be pleasurable to the man.

It is advisable to have her use a dueche first as this may have disastrous results if she is not in complete control of herself.
Dude, I gave her an anal flood before I put it in and I could feel her bear down on me the whole time.
by Dr. McNasty420 August 20, 2023
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anal

FU N T I ME
anal is anal fun
by polikmonn April 30, 2019
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anal wave

An anal wave is a fart. Passing gas.
Oh! I ate a big plate of beans. I feel an anal wave coming on.
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
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