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anal planking

Sticking a rigid item into the ass and then balancing ones entire weight on said item Ones body lays in a traditional horizontal planking stance perpendicular to the anally inserted item to be considered anal planking
"Damn Jimmy! Have you been working out? Your ass looks amazing!"

"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"
by moosedjelly February 6, 2025
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anal til it's painful

The act of fucking someone in the ass til it hurts both of you.
Man we did anal til it's painful last night!
by Blazingbanette August 20, 2016
mugGet the anal til it's painfulmug.

anal baptism

When you pour holy water down someone’s ass and they fart it onto a baby
Bro are you going to the anal baptism tomorrow?
Nahhh, I got mine regular baptized
by Slurp_slurp69 December 2, 2020
mugGet the anal baptismmug.

Anal Tuma

you
Doctor: *fingers patient and feels a bump*
The Bump: *you a fucking Anal Tuma
by Joey Gobbless March 24, 2018
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anal cartridge

is something you put in your ass that holds shit for you so you don't have to go the the bathroom.
I'll help you put your anal cartridge in your ass. =D
by ILL BONE UR MOM October 17, 2008
mugGet the anal cartridgemug.

Anal Bonk

a) momentary accidental anal

b) continued unwilling painful anal

verb : Anal Bonked

title : Anal Bonker

c) the smudge or must left on an appendage or object as a result of anal penetration
a) She is particularly sensitive to Anal Bonk after what happened to her in college and no longer tolerates sloppy partners.

b) Anal Bonk is a form of torture except in extreme circumstances of masochism.

verb : I heard they were Anal Bonked into quitting porn for good.

title : The elusive Criminal was furthermore Referred to as "The Tri-County Anal Bonker".

c) I tried to put it back in her mouth after it went in the back, but she told me i had to wash off the Anal Bonk first
by instantaneous dissection August 26, 2023
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Anal Marbles

Patient: "Doctor, my bum is bleeding"
Doctor: "Oh dear! You look like you've got a bad case of Anal Marbles!"
by BettyBigg May 8, 2017
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