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anal werewolf

A person who is obsesssed with anal sex
by Independent werewolf October 15, 2022
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Anal hair

A style of hair predominantly found on women where they have long hair but will shave off one side of it. Women who sport this hairstyle are 100% guaranteed to like participating in anal sex.
"Jeez, did you see Becky's new hairstyle? Before she looked like the Girl Next Door, but now she's got anal hair."
by DrScientist812 September 13, 2018
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Anal Gravy

The act of putting two words together that should never be put together.
the phrase 'eyeball juice' is anal gravy.
by adaywithdaae June 10, 2019
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American Anal

When you do anal while wearing a cowboy hat swinging a lasso/rope over your head and say “Yee motherfuckin ha!”
After the rodeo my girlfriend asked me if we could do American Anal, and I’ve never felt so excited.”
by Kitty Hickey December 17, 2021
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anal gombling

nibbling the anal ring till diarrhoea leaks out, much like a young koala
yes i love anal gombling
by didlo demolisher December 27, 2023
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Anal-bender

A slur to call a gay man who is annoying, being too much or causing trouble.
Gay man: "Are you mad that I talk to more girls than you?"
Me: "Shut up anal-bender."
by anonymous February 1, 2022
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While conducting anal sex, the pressure buildup of digestive gasses are much stronger than the inserted object's (penis, butt plug, baseball bat, etc.) friction seal and increased so much from the repeated pumping and agitation, that it causes an outwardly explosion of digested mass - typically diarrhea and gasses - all over the anal sex participant and surrounding surfaces; evocating a similar result likened to Deepwater Horizon.
Yo man, I took Mary to Taco Bell last night then back to my place for some loving. We tried anal for the first time and idk wtf happened but one second she said "uh oh" and the next second her anus exploded multiple streams of diarrhea all over me, the bed, floor and dog - I don't know what else to call it other than a Deepwater Horizon Anal Fissure Event.
by hazeyez October 16, 2022
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