A phrase that expresses that someone is very lightweight. The phrasing of the term itself shows that even accounting clothing, water weight, etc, they are still very light and that the estimate is a maximum.
by ominousluminous September 14, 2023
Get the lbs soaking wetmug. by Chhhhhhheeeeeessssssseeeeeee January 11, 2018
Get the wet popcornmug. You take a condom and you fuck your girlfriend untill you cum in it, then you point it at your girlfriend's face and stretch it back and shoot at her.
by Adam Rifler February 2, 2025
Get the Wet bowmug. by DiscordReject4 March 24, 2025
Get the wet pineapple flowermug. A simile to "wet willy" - A wet Calvin is when a loving, caring, tender woman pours alcohol in one's year to establish final commitment and the next phase of their relationship. This is usually done after the loving, caring, tender woman opens her heart up and the "Calvin" didn't hear so this is how you clean the ears of soul connection and open the brick wall barricaded heart so he can love again.
"I told him the reason why I didn't want his potential children down my esophagus right away was because I wanted to be sure that what I was feeling wasn't based on sexual intimacy... but then when I told him, he just fell asleep and didn't hear me so i gave him a wet Calvin"
by Anamiz January 31, 2021
Get the Wet Calvinmug. Two dudes dressed in salad dressing start rubbing each others thighs in a fierce competitive game to see who exuberant the essence of life first. Whoever produces the semen first has to eat the other players salad dressing drenched clothes.
Me and Adam played Greasy wet boy after our church reunion. Let’s just say Adam isn’t having any Italian dressing anytime soon.
by Tyler Zapp December 10, 2024
Get the greasy wet boymug. by Anonymous May 11, 2003
Get the cold/wetmug.