wet leg

a self pitying person. (see Oxford English Dictionary)

I can only stand to listen to their endless sob story for so long... they're such a wet leg!

by The One and Only Captain Nemo December 1, 2022

Wet Luge

When the girl is wearing a helmet and asking you to slow down but you tell her the luge can’t slow down in the rain and keep going hard

She was a virgin but I gave her the wet luge

by Noname4655322 August 7, 2021

Wet Drunk

When you are so drunk that you have a shine to your face (probably sweat!)

Look at him, he is wet drunk!

by AG30 November 6, 2022

wet tablesaw

When someone farts in their sleep. It is very loud and juicy. It sounds like a tablesaw.

The hautings of a wet tablesaw keep me up at night.
Nathan, in his sleep, just did a wet tablesaw.

by June May 14, 2015

Wet Wilford Brimley

It's when you're taking a girl from behind, you're about to finish, and you pull out. But instead of finishing, you pour piping hot Quaker Oats on her back and warn her about diabetes.

Oh man, I was having a late breakfast of some oatmeal when my girl woke up DTF. It was hard to stop but I couldn't resist giving her the old Wet Wilford Brimley.

by Steele, Jim November 24, 2023

wet Willie job

Wetting your Willie and sticking it in her ear

My girl just gave me a wet Willie job.

by PoisonedSavage March 4, 2025

wet willying

while at sleep away camp, it is the slang which refers to going "downtown" on another.

Man, we were wet willying all night long...on the blob dock.

by Karl XXXX February 21, 2009