pussy-packing

The female equivalent of cock-blocking; denying a girl sexual activities, hence packing their pussy.

"Yeah, she kept cock-blocking me, so I started pussy-packing her ass as soon as I got the chance."

by The Wingmen April 6, 2009

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Pussy Broom

When the dick is hairy all the way up the shaft and is like a broom for the pussy.

therefore creating the pussy broom.

I swept that pussy out. With my pussy broom.

by thousandsonline.blogspot.com October 1, 2008

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no-pussie-balls

Similar to the phenomenon known as blue balls, but much more severe.Caused by an hour long arousal of the P-E-N-I-S without the cool finish.

(Jack): I was fooling around with Lauren in her parents bed for several hours the other night, but I never got to penetrate and blow my load!!! I went home at 4 a.m with a hard stick and no-pussie-balls... It hurt so bad I almost wept.

(Joe): Ah that sucks buddy! Next time go see a hooker.

(Jack: Nah, I think I'll just hook up with Lauren's little sister instead.

by Dick Drake January 11, 2009

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Pussy Driver

A newly licensed driver with their own car who refuses to drive his friends around because he has an irrational fear of doing something stupid in his car, for some ridiculous reason.

Friend: Hey John, wanna drive to the shop for some stuff for the film?
John: But there's four of you! I'm only taking one!
Friend: Jesus, you're such a pussy driver!

by mrplow69 April 3, 2015

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