Zen Parking

The art of not actively seeking the parking space. It will present itself to you.

We were trying to find a parking spot but it was packed. As soon as Mike stopped trying to find a spot, boom! there it was. - Zen Parking.

by Paul Gauguin November 21, 2013

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a parking ticket

an unpleasant surprise

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into their front door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.

by Sexydimma August 25, 2012

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Seong Yun Park

A person who is a wonderful friend, has a fantastic taste in fashion and needs to hang out more.

Everyone needs a little Seong Yun Park every once in a while

by [sleepless] November 24, 2021

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Parking Penguin

An obese lot lizzard.

Molly is Celina 52’s newest parking penguin, weighing in at 294 lbs.

by Mega Hemroids March 17, 2024

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pleasnt park

its a community where a group of real niggas live

real gang bangers live out pleasnt park

by mmmmmpoppittt May 13, 2023

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Jody Parks

The name Jody means “he will add” and “God increases” in Hebrew.

The last name Parks means, a man of great stature, tall with a large penis. A handsome man with a calm spirit. Easy to love.

When life seems crazy I call Jody Parks and he calms my soul.

by Whitney Baby June 6, 2021

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