dirty rastafarian

When a group of individuals defecate on a women's head so as to make it look like she is wearing dreadlocks made from poo! It is encouraged to eat corn to provide ornamentation such as gold pieces.

This girl came over to my house who was a huge Bob Marley fan so me and my friends gave her a dirty rastafarian

by diabhail August 4, 2010

dirty mistress

a woman who's goal is to find a man who's in a relationship and make his loyalties waver. the ultimate goal is to win the man in the end.

that bitch was his dirty mistress the whole 3 years we dated.

by will77534 January 21, 2007

The Dirty Hammer

The Dirty Hammer is a spin off of the original hammer. It begins when a girl is sucking on your balls and makes her way down to your chocolate starfish. Once she is there you proceed to execute the hammer, but you shart performing the awe inspiring Dirty Hammer. If chunks or squirts of feces do not exit your chocolate starfish, you suck at life and should be reading the hammer.

"Jermo accidentally performed the Dirty Hammer on that slutty ho, which has made him a legend!"

by Jermo B April 9, 2008

dirty emerson

Getting into a morph suit and have intercourse, then you take off the morph suit and insert it into a woman’s vagina until it’s all gone.

Dang got a little freaky performing a “dirty Emerson” on my girl last night

by ughgloomy April 12, 2020

Walking Dirty

When you are carrying around any sort of illegal substance or object and you have no access to a vehicle. If you are walking somewhere and a search by the police will get you a ticket or land you in jail, you are "walking dirty"

I was bringing some weed over to my buddy's house and I got caught walking dirty by the police. Now they're sending me to federal bang-you-in-the-ass prison.

by K-Tempz September 28, 2006

dirty marino

You pull out right before cumming and tell the girl to go long( 2 feet), like u were playing football. You then "pass" ur cum and she tries to catch it in her mouth to complete the pass.

Dude, I tried the Dirty Marino with Sylvia last night, but the pass was intercepted by Mary.

by FUNNY December 1, 2004

dirty manny

A handjob, self inflicted or from a friend, in which the handjob is applied using sandpaper, while the recipient sings “Louie, Louie”, attempting to coincide the orgasm with the end of the second chorus

Netflix and chill was a bust, so I got a Dirty Manny instead.

by GodlessTrucker December 7, 2018