Definitions by GodlessTrucker

Jerusalem Two Step

1) Having a ménage a trois while riding a donkey.

2) Riding a mother’s ass out of town.

I went to town and picked up a MILF, gave her the Jerusalem Two Step.

Jerusalem Two Step by GodlessTrucker May 17, 2026

Hanch 

A huge, slow turd that feels like it’s coming out sideways.

I took a brutal hanch last night.

Hanch by GodlessTrucker August 27, 2025

Lecce 

A perfectly groomed but woefully incompetent person, hired for looks and skills irrelevant to the job.

“MSN, that new payroll manager is a real Lecce. Knows nothing about the job!!!”

Lecce by GodlessTrucker November 3, 2022

Lecce 

The feeling one gets just before an employer or other person of authority does something heinously stupid.

I felt a Lecce when I was told I had to volunteer at least 4 hours of overtime weekly.

Lecce by GodlessTrucker November 3, 2022

dirty manny

A handjob, self inflicted or from a friend, in which the handjob is applied using sandpaper, while the recipient sings “Louie, Louie”, attempting to coincide the orgasm with the end of the second chorus

Netflix and chill was a bust, so I got a Dirty Manny instead.

dirty manny by GodlessTrucker December 7, 2018