GodlessTrucker's definitions

Hanch

A huge, slow turd that feels like it’s coming out sideways.

I took a brutal hanch last night.

by GodlessTrucker August 27, 2025

Lecce

A perfectly groomed but woefully incompetent person, hired for looks and skills irrelevant to the job.

“MSN, that new payroll manager is a real Lecce. Knows nothing about the job!!!”

by GodlessTrucker November 3, 2022

Lecce

The feeling one gets just before an employer or other person of authority does something heinously stupid.

I felt a Lecce when I was told I had to volunteer at least 4 hours of overtime weekly.

by GodlessTrucker November 3, 2022

dirty manny

A handjob, self inflicted or from a friend, in which the handjob is applied using sandpaper, while the recipient sings “Louie, Louie”, attempting to coincide the orgasm with the end of the second chorus

Netflix and chill was a bust, so I got a Dirty Manny instead.

by GodlessTrucker December 7, 2018