fuck potential

used when a girl looks good in a picture, but needs to be seen in real life to verify how good she looks.

~dude, look at the picture of the girl i met at the party the other night!

~well, i'll admit that she has fuck potential.

by kelownagoalie29 April 18, 2009

funnel-fuck

When a large group of people suddenly try to fit through a much-too-small doorway, stairwell, etc.

similar to "bottlenecking"

Man, I hate the 34th street N train entrance. It's always so crowded...a total funnel-fuck.

by GrebbyBoeby August 17, 2008

[fucked].com

say if u have a test or exam and you didnt prepare for it.....

Jesus....im fucked.com!!

by Padraig L December 17, 2008

Fucking Invincible

A proclamation made after surviving against insurmountable odds in the midst of calamity and danger, often to the bewilderment of bystanders.

I got two words for you. Fucking Invincible.

by Haggismaximus February 18, 2009

fuck dialing

Making unintended phone calls while fucking. Generally caused when someone leaves a cell phone on the bed, causing random buttons to be pressed during sex.

Similar to ass dial.

After fuck dialing girlfriends other boyfriend last night at 2am, he got a little pissed.

by busted! October 23, 2008

velvet fuck

Tongue fucking.

Sassy,
I can't wait till I have your ass high in the air and you feel my balls slamming against your ass. That will be after a velvet fuck (you know, when your man tongue fucks your ass).

by Noony Moush March 12, 2014

Buckle fucked

When you sit down in a car and the seat belt buckle jams up your ass.

Holy shit John just got Buckle fucked so hard he's crying.

by Mr. D Spiers May 30, 2014