An accidental sex move caused by pulling out too late, due to pleasure, where you ejaculate inside of the vagina and outside on her pubic area creating a "cream on the inside and the outside" paint job.
Man, I was having the best sex of my life and didn't calculate the correct time to pull out giving her the good ol' Mexican Paint Job. Now I'm worried of having a lil kid.
by JosePerez April 24, 2011
Get the Mexican Paint Jobmug. A legendry game created in the 6th form common room of The Cherwell School. Founded by Dave C, Tom H, Jamie H and Luke G. A high octane game which involves hitting a ball of rolled up paper coated in Surridge Selotape, the aim is to keep it above ground level is the main goal. There are many foul plays such as Sharky (el sharkó) however these can be solved by a GaY Off or 2 Men in contention let play. If you lose ur clapped out, if they start clapping, u leave. Each contestant has 3 lives and 3 touches. There are however many other variations. With equally high octane. Past champions have been all creators as well as Rupesh P, Wathanga W, John S. The legendary players are ofcourse Andre the failure and the only succesful female Harriet G.
by H.J.B September 23, 2008
Get the Hand job ballmug. The act of using a carp to pleasure the male sexual equipment. The experience is further heightened by the use of 'dirty talk' such as: "I'm gonna make you sleep wit da fishes" and "Your cock gonna spray like my mamma's dinga-magoo"
by Eric the Red December 15, 2004
Get the Mafia Hand Jobmug. by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
Get the Australian basket jobmug. by C0DxK1d March 31, 2009
Get the rim jobmug. a hand job distributed by females named kristin. the hand job is usually preformed when the said woman falls asleep on a males lap. she will proceed to vigorously tug on your wiener in an erratic motion. the kristin hand job is very dry and will leave your dick extremely sore.
"what happened to you last night"
"well, sadly, i received the kristin hand job"
"didn't you try to stop it"
"yeah, but she was so determined"
"that must of been awful"
"it was so dry, she tore my dick apart"
"well, sadly, i received the kristin hand job"
"didn't you try to stop it"
"yeah, but she was so determined"
"that must of been awful"
"it was so dry, she tore my dick apart"
by getttttmoneyfuckyounigggero April 14, 2010
Get the the kristin hand jobmug. job stain- people who are small wioth a large afro and a large penis. the name job comes from the fact alot of men on the job look like this, and stain comes from the fact they are dameging the eyes of socity.
by dannyh893 August 23, 2009
Get the job stainmug.