Piss Blotch

The dried urine stains usually found on a toilet seat bathroom wall.

Someone missed so bad there was piss blotch all over the seat. Those bathrooms haven’t been cleaned in ages, there’s probably piss blotch all over the floor.

by Penile Fortuity September 18, 2019

baby pissing

child peeing; diapers. Like me. nuggets of the chicken variety. i like cheese.

i saw a baby pissing.

by Gabe the Babe is HOT May 17, 2022

Piss Fingers

A small, yappy, annoying dog that displays aggression towards other dogs, animals or people. The owner of “Piss Fingers” will generally have an issue with bigger breeds (Dobermans, Rottweilers, Pitbulls) saying they’re an aggressive breed but failing to act on their own dogs aggressive tendancies

“Yo dude my dog got attacked by a small aggressive dog and the park today, and the owner blamed me for having a big dog”

“That’s no good dude, that wasn’t a small dog it was a Piss Fingers”

by Transmitteroftheclap January 20, 2024

Pissing myself

What you do when you dont want to wear diaper you be pissing yourself

Yo mate i was pissing myselfin bed then my girl noticed and she left me

by IchigosPinkyToe January 19, 2020

piss

it’s a yellow or clear liquid (depending on the amount of water you drank) and uh some people drink their own piss so uh yeah
Piss=pee

omg did he just piss

“Peepeepoopoo piss”

by yesyesyesyessiree June 15, 2021

Piss

Keystone Light or Natural Light, cheap beer outside of Busch, usually consumed by the mentally ill, frat boys, and homosexuals

Hey buddy let's go get a 30 pack of piss and have sex tonight.

by smalldick96 June 24, 2016

Piss Chillin

The feeling of ultimate relaxation akin to the sensation one experiences when taking a long piss.

Damn, Mike looks like he is so comfortable on the couch. “Yeah man he is Piss Chillin”

by VontheDeliClerk March 6, 2023