Parker Kenpo

A style of kenpo karate created by Mr.Parker. Compared to other styles it's relatively young. The defense techniques are based on the predetermined actions of the attacker. Some people think that parker kenpo is "safe" because it the techniques have a check system unlike some other arts where the first or second strike must take down the opponent.

Parker kenpo is a very good martial art.

Parker Kenpo by BklynKnight January 22, 2005

parked in the red zone 

When a girl won't have sex at all while on her period.

Jimmy: Did you get action last night?
Johnny: Nope, my boo's parked in the red zone...gotta wait till Friday.

parked in the red zone by ltlredvxn June 1, 2005

Parking-Lot Mongoloids 

Roving bands of miscreants that inhabit the parking lots of fast food chains, most notably Taco Bell, in North-Eastern Ohio. Seasonal and nomadic, they tend to clump together around their parentally purchased "Fast and the Furious" cars and lifted pick-up trucks doing perceivably nothing constructive for hours on end.

Me: I'm hungry.

You: Only thing that's open is Taco Bell.

Me: Aww Fuck! We're gonna have to wade through the damned Parking-Lot Mongoloids.

Parking-Lot Mongoloids by LostDakota June 19, 2008

suburban parking asshat 

a form of degenerate idiot who pulls into a parallel parking spot front end first, in drive.

Jim: Holy shit, I see a spot!

Mike: Are you going to pull in front end first??

Jim: Yeah man, we are LATE for Steak Night™!

Mike: You, sir, are a suburban parking asshat.

suburban parking asshat by da ali g August 1, 2006

Merritt Parkway 

CT Route 15 - is a busy scenic route named after U.S. Congressman Schuyler Merritt, who was instrumental in enacting legislation allowing the parkway to be built. A.K.A. The Merritt, The MP, The Parkway. It is in Fairfield County, Connecticut and is one of the oldest parkways in the United States. It starts in Greenwich, CT at the CT/NY state line and technically ends on Igor I. Sikorsky Memorial Bridge (Sikorsky Bridge) at the Startford/Milford line but people in New Haven county still call it the Merritt even though it's called the Wilbur Cross Parkway in New Haven County. The MP has continues its exits numbers from New York. The MP also has no lights and it is a narrow two lanes that becomes more narrow and curvier further south in the county. The parkway does not allow commercial vehicles unless they are CT DOT construction trucks doing construction or gasoline truck refueling the Mobil rest stops. The MP It runs parallel to I-95, you can connect to it by US Rt 7 in Norwalk or by CT Route 8 and 25 in Trumbull. The highway has custom made bridges for each overpass (besides RT 8/25). The old Trumbull railroad line Bridge is still over the highway (between exits 49 & 51N going north/ 49N-48 going south). The parkway also has many tree related deaths because of crashes into trees or tree branches falling cars.

Also many animals like raccoons, deer, skunks, opossums die of being hit. The MP is suppose to be a pretty view but the parkway has a lot of weeds and ivy and money issues with the state prevents grass cutting.

Lets take the Merritt Parkway 95 has traffic.

To me Route 8 in Trumbull/ Shelton looks better it is greener the trees are further away from the road same with Rt 15 in New Haven County. Merritt has many weeds and tree deaths these roadways are just as nice but has less

Merritt Parkway by InCTB August 2, 2011

front row parking 

When you have a parking spot near the front entrance. These do not include handicapped parking spots.

Sweet, we got front row parking. Fuck those cripples.

front row parking by AJAX McClammen April 21, 2008

parkour 

(sometimes abbreviated to PK), or l'art du déplacement (English: the art of movement) is the physical discipline of training to overcome any obstacle within one's path by adapting one's movements to the environment.

In short, it's the French art of "running away". Early iterations were witnessed in the Franco-Prussian War, World War I, and World War II. The key is to lay down your weapons, and run away from Germans.

If you recall - the French haven't won a combat engagement since Napoleon. They have folded 3 times to the Germans in the last 100 years. Their "resistance" sold out more of their friends and family than actually provided real resistance.

All of this led up to the development of parkour - the French art of running away.

Look at that weak and pasty buttdart running from that scary rabbit... he is practicing parkour.

parkour by Flaccid Tallywhacker January 3, 2011