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Double Parking

Occupying a public restroom stall when there is already someone occupying an adjacent stall. Double Parking foists upon the existing stall inhabitor startling sounds and smells from his new double parked neighbor.
After my morning coffee, I was having a relaxing crap while reading the newpaper. Then, Bill from accounting engaged in double parking when he sat his fat ass down in the stall next to me. My morning was ruined as I suffered through the sounds and smells of his B.M.
Double Parking by Indy SparkPlug August 23, 2011
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Parking Lot Pimping 

Sitting in the car at the club with no plans of going inside
I don't have a new outfit for the club so Im gone just go parking lot pimping
Parking Lot Pimping by shanlw February 7, 2007

parallel parking 

When a man dons a strap-on posteriorly and proceeds to engage in vaginal or anal intercourse with two women at the same time with a back and forth movement. Variations include a woman in the middle, with or without strap-on, and participants of the befitting gender. Other conceivable combinations include any three trunks and a couple holes.
As Stuart trained in on the correct angles, Agnes and Phyllis found the parallel parking quite enjoyable.
parallel parking by Cabot November 17, 2006
An oversensitive whore who will scream at you when he dies in Roblox. He's usually twelve or thirteen and already going bald. He always runs home to tell his brother he fingered a girl.
Person One "Dude, stop acting like Parker."
Person Two "Yeah man, Parker fucking sucks.”
Parker “Yeah actually, stop acting like that cunt Parker..... wait...”
Parker by Bryce R. M. March 24, 2019
an alternative Macedonian teenager that goes out in park, smokes, drinks and listens to music. The term has been ruined over time due to the tik tok indie kids who smoke cigs at 13 thinking they’re cool and listening to arctic monkeys who they think are superior
oh a person with cat ears and shitty eyeliner they must be a new parkash
parkash by prvaklasamoron April 26, 2021

Parker Kenpo

A style of kenpo karate created by Mr.Parker. Compared to other styles it's relatively young. The defense techniques are based on the predetermined actions of the attacker. Some people think that parker kenpo is "safe" because it the techniques have a check system unlike some other arts where the first or second strike must take down the opponent.
Parker kenpo is a very good martial art.
Parker Kenpo by BklynKnight January 22, 2005