pearsonism

The religion of (1)having a twin sister. (2)your sister has a really annoying voice and says cheesy jokes (3)gets yelled at by mr. miller a lot. (4)also see margaretism.

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by Conquistador April 30, 2005

persnicketes

Maybe, leaning towards yes.

"Are you going to do my mom tonight?"
"Persnicketes. I think I have a clarinet lesson."

by Jadl17 March 6, 2007

Perongi

When your penis ends up becoming fatter than it is long. Can only be done if you have a small dick, or if your dick has managed to somehow partially recede into the body.

Person #1: I got a Perongi last night.
Person #2: Dude thats fucking nasty.

by big panda September 7, 2007

parsonym

An acronym contained within an acronym.

In electronics parlance, USB is an acronym for Universal Serial Bus. Bus is an acronym for Bidirectional universal switch. In this instance, Bus is a parsonym of USB.

by Dreadsocks December 16, 2007

persobowl

Just the right amount of weed for one person. Shortened from "personal bowl."

I'd give you some weed, but all I've got is a persobowl...
That nug's just the right size for a persobowl

by fauxjoe March 30, 2008

Persohnify

1. To have a combination of amnesia and alzheimers.

2. To giveth and then taketh away.

3. To have the emotional habits and demeanor of a 5 year old at the age of 50 or more.

4. To not be able to explain the simplest technical matter, yet refer to yourself as a world leading expert.

5. To be so crazy and deranged that your friends and family love you for it.

To receive an order from your largest customer, then try to place the ordwer with your customer insteasd of with your supplier, the forget you issued an order at all, then forget you received an order at all, then to ask where did all the orders go? Then to be told we received the order. Then to forget whether we placed the order or not, then to forgert to confirm your customers order, then to have them cancel their order due to lack of communication, then to withdraw their funds from your bank account, then for you not to notice they withdrew their funds,

Then to go bankrupt. And forget.

To Persohnify.

by TallyTally January 12, 2011

Pearson Spirit

The act of a large group, normally highschool students, fighting for the sake of proving a point or because one persons opinion is different then everyone elses. Based of a high school with the same name that keeps saying that the students have the most spirit around.

Guy1: Yeah, he wants to wreck me.

Guy2: Looks like some of that Pearson Spirit is working its magic again

by XxHerpaxX November 12, 2011