Water Park Flu

The overall exhausted, eye burning flu like feelings after spending an entire day at a water park

"Hey, are you okay man? You don't look so hot."
"Yeah, I just got the water park flu is all."

by OcularBurns November 22, 2020

Lachie parks

A very handsome male with a giant cock

lachie parks is so cute!

by nigglebox123 June 17, 2025

Jay park

Aka Daniel Kim

Damn you see Jay park

by Real Jay Park November 20, 2022

park bench

Noun- A short, fat dog. Origin: the dog's profile and mass.

My dog's a freakin park bench.

by Doomlad April 8, 2007

San Juan Park

located nicely between Madison and Greenback, San Juan Park is the ultimate place not to drink, smoke or do any kind of drugs. It is not in walking distance of anything important and is constantly empty except for the basketball players. The dirt, glass and tree branches popping out of nowhere will ruin a good time for you if your not sober.

Besides that it's a lovely park, where you can take a nice brisk walk, walk your dog or have a family picnic.

MM: Where is he?!
M: Um....I don't know the exact address but...
MM: What was he doing drinking?!?! Tell me where he is!
M: San Juan Park ma'am. I gotta go, my mom is here and I have to attend the picnic.

by Brittney Sade January 22, 2009

Car park girl

A girl who likes going in men’s cars and going too car parks too kiss and have sexual activity.

“She easy bro take the car park girl and lips her and do you thing she will do it for anyone bro “

by Yesthatsrightfool June 14, 2024

Highland Park

Highland Park or "Park Cities" is a place within Dallas, TX. As someone who grew up there and graduated HPHS a Cross-country star + Drill team Belle (B/C being an HP Cheerleader = slut) I can honestly say that everything the "haters" say is true, EXCEPT: Everyone IS supremely educated. Even the "airhead" Moms are SUPREMELY educated. The Dads of HP wouldn't marry anything less. (This isn't FRISCO for heaven's sake.) Parents. Students. Everyone is VERY educated and MOST know better than to act "out-of-sorts" or against their bloodline, but alcohol and ABSENT parenting is a real problem and it causes even the most educated to act VERY low-brow. If they don't get chartered off to rehab by Senior year, they usually end up throwing the best parties, bc again, their parents are never around...so.

"Haters" get your facts straight, because unfortunately, THAT false assumption discredited your whole "take-down". Sorry.

Person: Where'd you grow-up?
Me: Highland Park.
Person: Oh, you a rich girl. Huh?
Me: Yes.
Person: I'll be right back with your change. Thanks for dining with us.

by LaDiDahhhh October 2, 2021