cum doctor 

a doctor who has a special phd in seminal fluid also known as cum

i just came in my pants is there a cum doctor in this restaurant

cum doctor by penisflytrap September 11, 2016

Cum drive 

When your going in for that final thrust and you just cum all over her

Guy:Bro i totally had a cum drive with her last night

Friend: you didn't

Guy: Thirst for bleach intensifies

Cum drive by DickBalls69er July 29, 2016

Cum scare

When you are really getting into a good porn video and just when the video gets to the part where the woman starts to cum, the video cuts to a closeup of a penis cumming and screams, "You're masturbating to a penis!" It is one of the most traumatizing things that can happen.

Guy 1: I got cum scared last night and it was the worst night of my life.
Guy 2: What's that?
Guy 1: You don't ever want to find out.

Cum scare by PassTheBanana27 August 13, 2016

Cum gum 

When the boss man blows a giant load so thick you can chew it like hubba bubba.

Girl: "when Norm came in my mouth it was so thick I could chew it. "

In France they call it Le' Cum Gum!

Cum gum by Prettyugly April 27, 2017

Cum n Go 

Leaving immediately after having sex

I can't believe i just "cum n go" by Josh!

Cum n Go by John Marlton February 8, 2018

cum dust 

its when an old person cums for the first time in a few decades and they have dusty cum

my grandpa had cum dust

cum dust by darky slayer69 January 11, 2019

Cum finger stiffness 

Noun. After you get cum on your fingers the cum dries and makes your fingers stiff.

Aw man, I came all over my fingers and got cum finger stiffness.

Cum finger stiffness by DeffTheMedic June 14, 2019