Cum Sprinkler

When you see chick that is so hot, you cum on site. the cum is so strong, it goes all over the place similar to that of a chick chick water sprinkler.

Rich: Sorry about cumming all over your yard Eric, but that chick jogging down the street was just so hot!
Eric: WTF Rich! She turned your penis into a cum sprinkler.

Cum Sprinkler by RiddyTX June 25, 2015

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cum doctor

a doctor who has a special phd in seminal fluid also known as cum

i just came in my pants is there a cum doctor in this restaurant

cum doctor by penisflytrap September 11, 2016

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Cum drive

When your going in for that final thrust and you just cum all over her

Guy:Bro i totally had a cum drive with her last night

Friend: you didn't

Guy: Thirst for bleach intensifies

Cum drive by DickBalls69er July 29, 2016

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Cum scare

When you are really getting into a good porn video and just when the video gets to the part where the woman starts to cum, the video cuts to a closeup of a penis cumming and screams, "You're masturbating to a penis!" It is one of the most traumatizing things that can happen.

Guy 1: I got cum scared last night and it was the worst night of my life.
Guy 2: What's that?
Guy 1: You don't ever want to find out.

Cum scare by PassTheBanana27 August 13, 2016