Zelspar

the answer to any question ever asked. also known as Zeltar

frank: why are we here? Joe: Zelspar.

by stemblar January 6, 2008

Zelym

1. The most magnificent bad-ass you will ever come across.

2. Too much can lead in deadly results. (Good in short doses. Better in even doses.)

3. Highly uncommon name used by very few and possibly elite.

1. Zelym is the best ever!
2. This drug is zelym...
3. Have you met Zelym? RE: Nope.

by Zelym July 7, 2008

zellunit

a unit of measure that is 6 feet 2 inches long

We need 2 zellunits of whiteboard to cover this wall

by ktcom July 15, 2010

Zelda Logic

Physics or logic so rediculously stupid , you'd have to be in Hyrule (or Termina) for it to make sense

Friend: Wait so when I restart the three days I loose all my arrows, money ,bombs, and fairies , but I don't lose my bow , bomb bag ,or bottles? How does that work?
Me: Zelda Logic

by HiroTS February 14, 2015

Zellmered

#Zellemered

Definition: *adjective*-

1. to be screwed over in any way shape or form.

2. To be lied to on a consistent basis.
3. To make zero progression in the gym for years.
4. The opposite of loyal.

"I totally got Zellmered by this guy on eBay trying to sell me some new Jordan's"

by TheHeartBreakKid August 16, 2015

Zellie bean

A person with no visual misconception she is just beautiful inside as she looks outside, a life changing young woman that Saved my life, she is the meaning of true love

She has no flaws and is my reason to smile.

I love you Zellie.

Zelbeanie <3

I love you..

Hey Zell!
Zellie bean!

by Gu3ssWh0 September 17, 2016

Zelal

Zelal is the baddest hazel eyed girl around ! Although she may seem very quiet and shy , watch out its all an act she's a wild and freaky one. She loves to party and have fun you will never be bored with her. If your in a relationship with Zelal never let her go you will never find anyone better than her. She's the best at sex and will know how to pleasure you in every way. She is easy to love but hard to let go.

Who is she?

Oh it's Zelal!

Damn i wish i was Zelal

by XxAngelsCanCryDieEatRepeatxX December 13, 2016