A sex act where two people proceed to shit on each other's faces and spread it evenly so that they look black. Like a more natural version of the African black soap face mask.
Jane: "I gave my husband a Zimbabwean Zamboni last night."
Bob: "How was it?"
Jane: "It would have gone pretty well if we weren't in George Zimmerman's house. He got merked."
Bob: "How was it?"
Jane: "It would have gone pretty well if we weren't in George Zimmerman's house. He got merked."
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A Loner Zamboner is a mythical creature that feasts on the gossip of local teenagers. The Loner Zamboner has been seen from Northern Italy, New Jersey, Alabama and most recently Georgia state. The Loner Zamboner with its high sensitivity to sound can hear and locate gossip from more than 50 miles away. Just like it’s closest relative Snooki and Izzy the Glizzy, the Loner Zamboner has a strong hunger for Leopard print and spray tans.
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