Wonkas

Testicles. They're underneath Willy, might as well be called Wonkas.

P1: I have a problem with my..you know..wonkas
P2: Ur what
P1: You know wonkas if you know wonking ur willy
P2: Why are u this way

by m0rningpers0n March 2, 2024

wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata

The act of wonking and willying, all with the actshun and fun of tickling a place known as Jarkarta.
See Jarkarta if you're unsure of what Jarkata is (it's a place)

Man, I just WISH I could wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata, a place somewhere on Earth!
-Fictional character named Bob

by insert pseudonym here 123 March 9, 2024

Wonka sweep

Watching the Oscar’s just for Wonka to win every single category.

“God I should’ve just hung out with my friends, this years Oscar’s is a full Wonka sweep!”

by pumpkinpuncher1 March 10, 2024

Wonka'd

When a supposedly legit production of something cuts corners or defrauds to such an extent that it is depressing and disastrously bad for the customer, and they feel like they got defrauded. This particular form of getting bamboozled was inspired by the now famously terrible Glasgow "Willy Wonka Experience" that looked more like a giant meth lab.

"Hey so I just got back from Shrek the Musical Tour. I can't believe that Shrek was rocking a fade and cargo shorts, and they even took out the best song."

"Sorry man, I'm afraid that you've been Wonka'd."

by Big Screen Radio March 21, 2024

wonkapated

oddly formed or odd. can also mean stupid, dumb, or idiot. can be used to describe something dumb, stupid or odd all together.

"Oh this game has wonkapated graphics."
"Bro has a wonkap

by anon_menace December 11, 2024

Wonka Whipple Scrumptious Fudgemallow Delight

When you exuberantly administer a rimjob to a black woman after subsequently sploodging into her rectum with great enjoyment.

"Bro, I'm so freaky, I gave my girl that wonka whipple scrumptious fudgemallow delight"

by govanonmygoghtillistarrynite April 29, 2025

Wongawoo

A wongawoo is a term used to describe tech lords who support surveillance capitalism. It is used to refer to them in a negative light. The term is not to be confused with the word woongawoo which is used to refer to something cute and adorable.

The wongawoo collected the user’s data in order to profit off of something that didn’t belong to him. The wongawoo collected more data to bully and steal intellectual property. That wongawoo looked similar to the snapchat dancing hotdog filter and hotdogs in general.

by Bard Party January 4, 2026