Wonkadoo

When your pubes are are on fire so much that you cant put it out with your own cum

"Wonkadoo." I yelled when my pp cought on fire

by Not a wonkadoo December 6, 2019

Wonker

A wonker is a man (more specifically a red head manly man with a viscious attitude) who considers the presence of nobody but himself and his wonkerness.

“Look at at wonker!”
“His red hair is so divinely wonky!”

by Bohuslava April 3, 2021

Willy Wonkas Swollen Eye

The asshole itself when it puffs out after taking an extremely large dump.

I had a real Willy Wonkas Swollen Eye after I dropped that load off in the toilet.

by Cologino September 11, 2009

Willy Wonka in the Chocolate Factory

Anal sex

I'm gonna put little Willy Wonka in the Chocolate Factory!

by William Rentes September 11, 2018

Willy Wonkaing

The sexual act of shoving a whole chocolate bar up someones coochie and/or ass

Jim: Hey Dave, why'd you leave the party so early last night?

Dave: I went with this girl I met and did some Willy Wonkaing to her.

Jim: ...Shit. You're a sick fuck. Don't talk to me again.

by Spookie Clowncake May 8, 2019

you won´t get anything snitching like that

Smoll snitches won´t recieve any cuddles. Cause they are snitching.

(Snitching around for no reason) You won´t get anything snitching like that.
(Snitching around for areason) You won´t get anything snitching like that.

by Snitch Nr.1 December 12, 2020

principled policy wonk

Any republican who thinks McCellan is a flack for telling the truth about past lies.

I'm a principled policy wonk, not a turncoat.

by Heyseed June 2, 2008