wofan

(pronounced "woofen")

a female fan (a fan who is a female, that is...not a fan of females--that would be a man)

i'm a football fan; my wife is a football wofan

a fan likes eric johnson for his virtuosity; a wofan likes him because he's cute

by O. Blivius Bystander January 18, 2010

Womfa

A 'Womfa' is the soft middle bit between your ball sack and your arsehole.

If it 'Womfa' that you'll be in the shit!!

by Blitzkrieg_Rock February 18, 2010

Wonka Wanker

1. Condoms with candy-like flavors.

2. A mans penis that regularly tastes unusual.

3. Someone who seems really nice and affectionate at first, but turns out to be a sexually desperate douche-bag.

4. A person who has sexual intercourse with oompa-loompas.

1. Susie went to pick up some Wonka Wankers for Tom

2. "I would love to blow Dave, I hear he's got a Wonka Wanker."

3. "God, he's such a Wonka Wanker."

4. "Willy Wonka kicked Violet Boregard out of his chocolate factory not because she continued to chew the gum after he requested that she didn't, but because she was a Wonka Wanker.

by Wallaytism April 26, 2010

wanface

A person who's face has been cummed on.

Bertha's a wanface. Her face always has that pale and sticky texture after she leaves her boyfriend's house

by Rebel Faggot May 9, 2011

Woffafin

Also known as lilac and woffa.

"I can see your lilac...your bird, your woffafin

by yo_mammas_pimp May 15, 2011

Wonka Chute

another term for yer bum hole

He's going down the Wonka Chute tonight

by willywonk'dya July 21, 2011

Woefality

Something that is absolutely disgraceful.

"Wow that kick was a woefality"

by Rookban August 27, 2011