Stacey King

The greatest motherfucking commentator to bless Chicago crowds. Is responsible for making anyone who plays for the Bulls seem better than they are, except for Michael Carter-Williams.

Jimmy: "Bro, that Bulls game last night was Stacey King-ed the fuck out of, I almost forgot we are not going to make the playoffs!"

by JimmyGiantHead June 8, 2017

Goblin King

noun: The bulge formed when men wear pants that are too tight.
antonym: camel toe

Those tight pants are giving you a goblin king.

by goblin_king June 12, 2017

King Toe

Its the second toe on a human's foot. The toe next to the big toe. Many cases its the longest toe on the foot.

Kim likes to paint the nail on her king toe a different color than the other toenails.

by Coomdog January 1, 2017

condiment king

one who hoards free ketchup packets, mustard packets, relish, salt, pepper, sugar, and so on. occasionally has tons of free napkins as well.

person 1: hey, you wanna see something?
person 2: uhh, sure i guess.
*pulls out drawer filled with assorted condiments*
person 1: CALL ME THE CONDIMENT KING!

by Organplayerdoner December 26, 2011

Bumscardian King

Known famously as the "Barbarian King" in clash of clans. He is known for destroying his opponents by just glancing at their eye.

Bro my Bumscardian King is destroying this base right now!

by onate January 18, 2019

King Dong

When a bloke has a big long thick dick

My wife calls me King Dong

by Pizza'man April 20, 2021

Slav king

A person that has great power and reigns all over the post-soviet countries. Might be much more handsome than Mr. Putin. The only genre of music that he listens to is slavic hardbass. He is also known as a "Boris"

He is a real Slav king, I bet you! He'il nuke you
The Slav King is the only king of the slavic countries
Who am I to interrupt his majesty Slav King?
When I listen to slavic hardbass I feel like a Slav King

by UberSurale April 21, 2021