waffle texts

1. When a person sends numerous texts continuously, not giving one the opportunity to respond.

2. When someone is blowin up your inbox with message after message after message

Bill: Damnit! Jen keeps sending these messages while I'm trying to respond to the first damned one!!

Bob: Sounds like she's stackin on the waffle texts.

Bill: Someone needs to calm this bitch down, I think I gotta lay the pipe.

by PickleDaVeggieMan October 27, 2009

Waffle stomping

Taking a shit on the shower drain and stomping it in to clog the drain

We were late cause we were Waffle stomping in the girls bathroom

by Creamy santa January 21, 2017

Waffle Sauce

A codename for thick semen

He buttered those pancakes up with his signature homemade waffle sauce.

by Dirtyypete May 14, 2018

Flipping Waffles

Tophers Definition For Kinky Wild Monkey Sex In The Jungle.

I Love To Flip Waffles Atlest 4 Times A Week With My 6.5 Inch Penis!

by Anonymous June 11, 2006

twoit waffle

when the twoit is sticky like waffle syrup

derak and ryan know ur a twoit waffle

by sexual bears March 1, 2010

Twat Waffler (TDUB^3)

A cross between a twat waffle and waddler, exceptional asshole, can be both male or female; waffler usually has a loose anus.

Them: Flacco rammed his thumb in his rectum again.
You: What a "Twat Waffler (TDUB^3)"

by Darrell23 October 16, 2010

Wiggle waffle

A pet name for male penis', especially when it's covered is syrup and cream

Lily: Mr grey was a teacher by day and a Wiggle waffle by night
Sophie: ohhhhh tasty

Lily: ikr we tried it last night when he was "helping me with homework"
Sophie: What with Mr Grey, damn son
Lily: i like it with a cherry on top

by jellytoes February 11, 2019