smurf village

after a group of penises are wacked on ones face. a smurf village refers to the mushroom shaped welts left behind durring the process.

hey Keri! looks like you have a smurf village on your face, did you have a hard night?

by ad s June 20, 2014

Bomb a small African Village

A cryptic description for having a shit as opposed to using the crude and vulgar "i'm goin' for a shit".

"Oh Christ, I can't hold it in anymore, I have to go and bomb a small African Village".

by Silversausage October 7, 2010

Villainflation

The addition of extraneous villains into movie sequals.

I can't believe Iron Man 2 was such a mess, but it totally suffered from villainflation.

by Mfed August 24, 2010

vilane

when vinny cant spell villian.

chillin like a vilane

by icantspell<33333 December 1, 2010

Villainless

adj- to be without a villain or villains , a place or time where there are no villains.

Superman came to the city and cleaned up the streets of all the villains. Finally, we had a villainless weekend.

by bobbybou March 28, 2011

village dick

The genitals of a man who has fucked several women

He has a village dick.

Women should avoid village dick at all costs.

by Wondah March 9, 2015

Village Face

Village face is the quality of having the face of a Russian peasant, or generally looking like someone who knows a lot about farm machinery and little about personal hygiene.

She had such a bad case of village face. She looked like her father was a goat.

by OhNoPotato July 16, 2016