Moo-Vag

A big cow vagina who’s always like moo this moo that

e.g. Oli you're such a Moo-Vag about everything

by Poop-A-Doop September 14, 2014

Blood Vag

When you put your penis up a women's vagina so far, the woman starts to bleed.

"When Mary got Blood Vag, she started crying."

by n-bomb January 18, 2015

Vaped Vag

When you're eating a girl out and you proceed to take a hit from a vape pen/box and blow the cloud inside of her vagina then let it slowly seep out.

"That girl is so hot I'd totally give her a vaped vag."

by Bradenthememe October 22, 2016

vag mop

A " vag mop " is a piece of cloth or old rag used as a makeshift tampon.

Woman on blob:- " shit.. I'm out of tampons and I'm bleeding out....!! "

Friend :- " use this old rag. It'll make a good vag mop until we get to boots. "

by mtaybar October 15, 2015

alt vag

The butt, specifically in regards to hetero anal sex

Baby, tonight I want it in my alt vag.

by sugarmagn0lia March 11, 2017

Vag-hawk

When a girl leapfrogs you without panties and her vagina scrapes your bald head, leaving a ghostly trail in the shape of a mowhawk.

"Betty slipped on her takeoff, so Bob's rocking a vag-hawk for the rest of the party now."

by owlzitty July 15, 2016

Vag Patch

A style of feminine pubic hair grooming which results in a soul patch sized hair grooming directly above the outer lips of the vagina.

I wasn't paying attention during my wax and instead of the usual neat triangle I usually get, I ended up with a vag patch.

by taylorreeve June 23, 2016