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by Dhjdj January 27, 2022

Tweet guilt

The feeling one has before or after tweeting about something self absorbed and good for nothing more than gleaning attention. This feeling is usually exaggerated after a twitter user has read the june issue of wired that describes people that practice such 'twittering' as tools.

I'm laying off twitter until I can focus on tweeting for the good of humanity, instead of myself. I'm so full of Tweet guilt now.

by planet_chainsaw June 30, 2010

Dirty tweet thief

Some one who steals awesome tweet from their friends

Lucy openshaw is a dirty tweet thief

by djb1905 April 1, 2020

tweet that!

The act of making a profound statement and then saying, "Tweet That!"...as if you have your Blackberry in your hand and posting a tweet of what you just said. Its like saying, "and you can take that to that bank!" at the end of a statement of purpose.

Jeff: Wesley, you going out tonight?
Wesley: Oh yeah, Tweet that!

by BadSon October 5, 2009

Tweet

A small furry bird, called a sparrow, who tweets. Not a moron on the internet, or you're girlfriend.

Only sparrows tweet.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 22, 2019

tweet spasm

to tweet within the same minute multiple times.

"i'm going to have a tweet spasm"

my twitter: @snazzyburst

by snazzeh November 6, 2010

shredded tweet

A Twitter message that demands more than the standard 140 characters and must be divided into two tweets.

That dude is so wordy he had to use his shredded tweet!

by ScreamingPitch July 12, 2016