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Tweet guilt

The feeling one has before or after tweeting about something self absorbed and good for nothing more than gleaning attention. This feeling is usually exaggerated after a twitter user has read the june issue of wired that describes people that practice such 'twittering' as tools.
I'm laying off twitter until I can focus on tweeting for the good of humanity, instead of myself. I'm so full of Tweet guilt now.
by planet_chainsaw June 30, 2010
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Tweet as a nut

Normally face to face. When someone shouts out "Oy oy! Top Banana! Ow am ya ? I reply with "Sweet as a nut". mate
Online just now using 'Twitter'. Someone wrote.

How is all our tweeters today?
"Tweet as a nut"
by Top Banana a True Grafter November 30, 2009
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Tweet punch

A tweet that serves as a theoretical punch to the face or gut of your opponent with regard to an argument or lively discussion on Twitter. You use facts and evidence that are so powerful that the person you’re verbally jousting with cannot recover. tweet, Twitter, tweet storm, tweetpunch, retweet, knockout, jab, tweet reply, social media, like
Some extremist came at me hard about Trump being the greatest president ever. I had to tweet punch him about my list of greatest presidents and the facts to back me up. He backed down immediately.
by joecoolthefool August 14, 2018
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tweet-timer

A person that tweets one tweet, yet tells two seperate people its directed towards them.
Bae: The majority of my tweets are about you, except for the random ...their about you.
BAE: You are tweeting me and someone else, that tweets not about me...your a tweet-timer!
by Genuine100 May 31, 2016
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crafting a tweet

Garrett: Cool..

Shane: I'M CRAFTING A TWEET!
Morgan: I'm crafting a dick.
by mortwister March 16, 2018
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Tweet-iot

A person who consistently tweets or re-tweets inaccurate information. A person who only uses tweets to communicate and who cannot write in a full sentence. A person who uses Twitter to bully other people.
Trump is a tweet-iot; he constantly tweets inaccurate information to bully people who cross him.
by ?WhyNot? May 31, 2019
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chance tweet

"bro, you're such a chance tweet"
by jankanalmans dnakko July 14, 2017
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