Trouser Blossom

To crap one's pants

He was so angry, he did a full on trouser blossom

by One Done February 1, 2012

Big Trouser Talk

The fluffy, pointless bullshit that someone, usually a manager/exec, blabs out loud so others in the meeting can hear them and think that they sound smart and all in control of the situation. However, everyone is very aware that the BTTalker is a daft wanker crying out to be respected and admired simply because of their position.

"Hey, what was Charles going on about with that stuff about having to meet the other team's CIO and verify their capacity and establish their compliance posture?"

"Oh, ignore him, that was just a bunch of Big Trouser Talk."

by dcanification April 2, 2020

White trouser knights

Popular meaning: sperm, or semen.

"She was taken by the charge of the white trouser knights."
"The kick killed some of his white trouser knights."
"She felt the charge of the white trouser knights."

by squatsonahotplate February 12, 2013

trouser batter

possibly after product of Pocket Billiards or Premature Ejaculation - the 'batter' that a man finds covers his sausage

"after dry-humping that bookshelf, I had major trouser batter"

by John McFloss September 24, 2008

Trouser mole

a penis

"Would you like to see my pimple-headed trouser mole?"

by IvorBiggunFan March 21, 2024

Trouser confidence

To lose your trouser confidence is when you fart but you are scared it will turn into something wet and far much worse

I had a madrass, 5 pints of guiness and half a dozen whiskeys last night. My trouser confidence is not high

by Heatsipop January 21, 2018

trouser snake

A new Kik term for a guy's penis

Boy in Kik room: anyone wanna see my snake?

Girl 1) uh, it's your pet right?
Girl 2) no unless it's not a trouser snake

Boy: if you're such beanie hats ladies, I'll leave your comments up for interpretation

( Boy leaves room)

by Sexydimma March 28, 2021