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trouser snake beating 

slapping(if you a guy)or being slapped (if you a girl) by a dick after giving or getting head.
trouser snake beating by Jbob April 27, 2003

Trouser Wicket 

Thant part of a "Man" which is unique to his Gender, where a woman would have a "Lady Place" (See "Lady Place").
The woman said to the man, "Mmmmmmy, your "trouser wicket" is all I desire to make my Lady Place complete.
Trouser Wicket by Newsles May 30, 2003

Trouser Chili 

The result of pooping in one's pants. This is often done by truckers on long hauls because they like the way it feels, and also it is an inconvience to stop.

Also known as pants chili or undies con carne.
Rodney, a driver for Long Haul Trucking, made a steaming bowl of trouser chili while driving through Kansas City, MS.
Trouser Chili by Gabbsie October 25, 2006
pretentious, useless (not in the 'for the sake of it' sense), meaningless gibberish, lies, exaggeration, any form of atonal music or ‘cutting-edge’ dance piece, unnecessary use of big, clever or showing off language – basically bullshit.
Q: How was that new restaurant/show/apartment/lawyer/urban dictionary website?
A: Trouser
trouser by footfarmer September 17, 2005

trouser jihad 

when guys redundantly kick each other nuts untill they one surrenders, the last man standings dick must in fact be holier cause some superior holy power must be protecting that guy's dick
in order to figure out who would get ashley we had a trouser jihad

Trouser Snake 

What your mom Likes as a pet
Man, your mom cant let go of my trouser snake.
Trouser Snake by dman September 12, 2003