total flop

Used to describe an event, or otherwise, negatively
For instance if something was not up to standard/expectations
Can also be referred to as 'complete flop'

Jon: WTF was with tht piece of shit video yesterday?
Ben: Yea, total flop, Id rather chop my bollocks off than watch that total pisstake again

by gandy $0 May 3, 2005

tortally

Of totalness and completeness, to be at the very utmost of what you are describing.

That girl Kayla is tortally fucking hot.

by Kaymags May 8, 2008

total recall

to recall, to remember something, usally nostalgic - hence the reference to sci-fi 'nold schwarz. Used during conversation when a memory comes up and needs to be shared immediately. Not used for the mundane i.e. 'can you total recall if we have any toilet paper at home?'

after one proper use between interlocutors, 'total recall' will be abbreviated to 'totes rec'.

Pee: ...or we could go looting

Poo: we'd be like omg do you total recall that time we looted all those fire victims' houses?

Pee: oh...totes rec all the sweet charred booty!... yeh but no.

by 3S74R March 13, 2009

from tha roota to tha toota

1)performing oral sex on a female, beginning at her vagina and ending at her asshole
2)describing to the extent that one wishes to have intercourse with a female
3)Audio CD released by the group Field mob on (October 22, 2002)

female:my man was so freaky last night that he licked me from tha roota to tha toota

male 1: son that bitch is so fire that i would hit her from tha roota to tha toota
male 2: no doubt my nigga

by J.Kim October 7, 2007

torta ahogada

A delicious mexican sandwich dipped in a deep red chili sauce that seems to cure hang overs.....OR a girls vagina during her period torta=vagina ahogada=drowned

Pepe was so drunk that he didn't realize that he ate her torta ahogada

by russiangrl January 10, 2008

Total Tool

Nick

Nick is a tool

by G January 28, 2003

torta

Spanish slang for a female's vagina.

Jenny let me eat her torta last night.

by bigRich January 12, 2005