british torpedo

Its when the Spanish navy got anally penetrated by the British armada of dicks.

Do you remember the British torpedo, my grandma does she...she was dp'ed by the legendary dick duo the male version of Queen Elizabeth the 2nd and Horatio Nelson's friend Tyrone.

by Josef Von Himmler June 10, 2014

floppy toppy

When you get sloppy toppy while soft

“I was so drunk that I couldn’t even get it up all the way so she gave me floppy toppy”

by IT’S CHODEGANG MOTHERFUCKER November 8, 2017

Dirty Tory

Taking multiple facials from black dick after they've pissed on you.

Did you hear he went out and got dirty Tory'd again? Sick bastard.

by Christense August 6, 2020

SLOPPY TOPPY SEPTEMBER

When women must give the gawk gawk 99000 to their man or men,faithfully and without back talk for 31 days like life depends on it if they want us to run with NO NO NOVEMBER BS

ALSO KNOW AS S.T.S

GOLLY JEE ! I can’t wait for SLOPPY TOPPY SEPTEMBER next month!

My girl will give me that mouth the whole SLOPPY TOPPY SEPTEMBER

by Sheafy November 4, 2022

topy

temple ov psychick youth, fans/devotees ov thee trance band Psychic T.V. Initiation into thee temple is varied and open to variation, but is not achieved simply by attending a rave or concert. Acts ov Magick including Sigils provide initiates with personal rituals on there own terms.

"Yo G I got an air bubble in the middle of my TOPY frogurt size of a damn quarter."
"'Taint an air bubble, P, but the unholy emissions of Yog Shoggoth, powerful magick, fair or foul.

by Soccer Fakir August 21, 2003

torpenis

its the torpedo toy in the pool but it looks like a penis. when held underwater and let go..its fast as lighting..try it on for size! women love the torpenis in the pool

Cole cant get enough of the torpenis in the pool!!!

by iheartcobravenom September 10, 2008

Verticle Torpedo

A cool party trick for a woman to amaze her friends. Begin by doing a hand-stand with legs split in the air. Then have someone insert a lit cigar half-way into your vagina. The goal is to push out the cigar before it burns down and causes injury.

Heather's mom attempted to do the Verticle Torpedo at her sweet sixteen, but ended up burning her cooter.

by DrDiequick December 4, 2006