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Tommy Jarvis

Tommy Jarvis is an overall gun. No one dislikes him, and he doesn't dislike anyone. You can literally shoot him and he will apologize for getting in front of your bullet. If you can get into a relationship with Tommy, you should be fully committed. He can protect you from anything as he always carries around a shotgun. He always wears a denim jacket with fur.
Guy 1: Who's that hot guy?
Guy 2: Why it's Tommy Jarvis of course!
Guy 3: I heard he shot satan.
Guy 4: Come on guys, don't wake Timothy, how else will we get a slowy?
by England_isn’t_my_city November 3, 2018
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tommy mommy

A tomboy MILF: A mature woman who has had children who other men would like to have sex with. A tommy mommy usually has short hair and a very dominant, forward personality.
Bill: "Bakugou's mom, from My Hero Academia, sure is a hot MILF."
Tom: "She isn't just a MILF, she's a tommy mommy!"
by Nancho Party July 16, 2020
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Tommy Position

When a girl and a guy are laying in bed, on a couch, on the floor, in a hammock, etc. and the girl is laying behind the guy in order to avoid any touching of the male privates even through clothing.
Kate: Last night we were laying in the tommy position on the hammock
Jenna: Why?
Kate: Cause he is a pansy.
by Sack boy January 2, 2009
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Pull a Tommy

When you sneak into your sisters room in the middle of the night and finger her
Hey boys my sister is coming home this weekend, I'm gonna pull a tommy.
by Corbin27p June 10, 2018
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tommy gun

Nickname for the Thompson submachine gun - an automatic firearm with a distinctive drum magazine and verical foregrip.

The Tommy gun is best known for being the weapon of choice of Prohibition-era gangsters, but it was also used extensively during WWII.
Jimmy the Finger got a mouthful of lead from a Tommy gun.

Back in the war, my granddad used his Tommy gun in the trenches of Normandy.
by Tronno May 3, 2005
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Tommy Carvel

To "Tommy Carvel" is to defecate in a slow, ever decreasing, circular pattern, finishing off in pyramid shaped pile. This formation replicates the size and shape of the ice cream that sits on top of a "Softie" Carvel ice cream cone.
To "Tommy Carvel" is to defecate in a slow, ever decreasing, circular pattern, finishing off in pyramid shaped pile. This formation replicates the size and shape of the ice cream that sits on top of a "Softie" Carvel ice cream cone.
"That Son of a Gun really pissed me off...I'm going to Tommy Carvel on his desk"

"Hey Dude, I had a couple of two pound burritos last night and when I went to the bathroom this morning I Tommy Carveled all the way up to the rim of the bowl"
by White Diesel July 10, 2007
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Tommy Texter

A person who texts non-stop and is texting at literally every moment you look at them!
Cool Tommy Texter, put your fucking phone away Dean.
by dontrellelewis32 December 31, 2011
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