Tobias

1. Tobias Funke, former Analyst/Therapist turned "actor" from Arrested Development known for his latent homoerotic tendencies, deep denial, balding pate, and a known nevernude.
2. Anyone in serious self-denial about their true nature.

Yeah, Gena's still dating that Tobias... I wonder which one of them is in deeper denial?

by tacostacos November 23, 2005

Tobias

A stupid cunt that thinks he can take on a whole school. Tall and mentally and physically retarded. Small penis cause he sends dick pics to guys. Eyesight is fucked. looks like a druggo with a messed up mullet. peshay. trys to be funny but is the biggest homo gay fag ever. destined to get fucked up by black guys. will never lose virginity.

oi that cunt tobias is such a chode licker aye

by cléélk October 20, 2019

tobie

An inferior cigar. One which is not well rolled.

Instead of cuban cigars he expected he found he was presented with tobies instead

by Paul Hamilton November 27, 2005

toing

when you go in a cardboard box in the ocean (but any water will do) while eating a dougnut

Annie-What are you doing?
Me-Toing
Annie-CAN I COME?!?
Me- Yeah but bring your own cardboard and dougnuts...

by Lilly P. November 6, 2012

Tobias

someone with the name "Tobias" is an extremely gay humanbeing.

"Look he is checking out guys, he must be a Tobias.

by trollingtrue November 7, 2020

Tobi

A fritatta, or a dish made with eggs, vegetables, cheeses, meats, or other ingredients

I would have a tobi for breakfast, but I'm afraid it would upset my stomach.

by Lyanthya November 5, 2006

Tibin

tobin's are usualy Indian and like to yell death to america!,alllaaa!, and boom! because tibin's most favorite thing to do is commit arson and terrorism... Will not usulay yet along with dan's or Pakistan they also hate Jews... If you have a tibin problem then keep him away from electrical devices that he will turn into a bomb and do a suicide bombing on your house.

tibin prince - Abington pa

by Super KKK January 31, 2008