shrimp-a-dick

a small penis, or a term used to degrade someone

1. "That dude's got the SHRIMP A DICK!!"
2.Jordan: "Hey Adam, shrimp that guy right there."
Adam: "Why are you walking with no girls, you must have the shrimp-a-dick!"
Charles: hahahahah

by Saddy May 11, 2006

shrimp boat

The act of a fella recieving oral sex from 2 women simultaniously while finger blasting each of them from behind. Each woman must have their ass pointed out to each side in order for the "captain" to reach each vagina for insertion. Wearing a captains hat is strongly encouraged. If walked in upon mid shrimping, the captain must simply reply in his best forrest gump voice "that's my Boat."

Dude, two strippers were giving me head after taking lines of coke off my dong and I gave em the old shrimp boat!

by El Capitan26 December 15, 2011

Shrimp Dippin'

After you ejaculate into the anus or asshole. You take a straw and you suck out the jizz. You can either swallow or snowball it into the another person's mouth.

"Shrimp dippin' is obscenely gross." "Yes it is."

by Leviticus June 20, 2006

Shrimp dick

Slang used to refer to our "president" donald trump.

"Hey did you hear what shrimp dick did this time!"

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Shrimp Dick

Roberto Garcia, Joel Avalos, Cruz Ger-some Mexican af name, Johnathen Vaughnenthan

They all got shrimp dicks *point and laugh*

by Bertohasashrimpdick November 20, 2016

Going Shrimping

When a man cums in a man or womens anus then uses a straw to suck the cum out.

I was going shrimping last night an it tasted like shit.

by neo420 March 23, 2009

shrimp cocktail

Similar to shrimping: A form of podofilia (foot fetish)where one ejaculates on his toes and the other(s) sucks on said toes; the act of sucking on toes covered in cum.

Last night was fantastic and we ended it all with a shrimp cocktail.

by Stoneman January 9, 2009