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tasty horse

the act of one being tasty enough for a child's mouth, a person who is over excited, or just a very yummy horse.
"Man, Ty Seawright is a tasty horse today!"
by ashley1234567 December 9, 2021
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Get on that horse

To do something that needs to be done. An obvious opportunity that due to stupidity, laziness, or lack of awareness has gone unexploited.
That bangin' chick keeps asking about you. You better get on that horse.

I keep saying I'm going to get in shape but I never do. Time to get on that horse.
by bhffs January 7, 2011
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Horse Clapping

"Dude, I need a jock strap. I hate it when I'm running and start horse clapping."

"Did you know when it thunders outside, God is horse clapping in heaven?"
by God's Thunder August 6, 2012
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Horse’s Necktie

A substitute for calling someone a horse’s ass. From Ray Pandora of Portland, Maine as a way around swearing in front of his kids.
That SOB in the Coupe de Ville just cut me off; what a horse’s necktie!
by NerpNRP February 6, 2022
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horse level

The measurement of dick or comparison of one's dick.
I walked up to my young (black friend) and I said "yo (black friend) watz yo hourse level?"

Horse level: measurement of dixk or comparison of one's dick
by sirmixadixk January 28, 2015
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Pommel Horse

The sexual act of a smaller man taking charge of a larger woman.
Resembling an Olympic gymnast straddling the two "love handles" and swaying his body about in a routine. Depicted as a straddling motion. Applying only to men because the pommel horse is only for male gymnasts. An endearing feat requiring a upper body strength and stamina.
Guy # 1: Wow look at that big and tall sized woman.
Guy # 2: Yeah I wouldn't mind giving her a pommel horse and straddling her buy her love handles.
by Feral Man September 6, 2014
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Titty Horse

A name you call a friend that keeps bucking and neighing when they see you.

Acts of bucking and neighing include, but are not limited too:
- speaking profanities/ outlandish words at you that don’t even complete a full sentence, making no sense to anyone including the fuckin titty horse themself. Usually exceeding the normal volume of the normal level of speaking.
-due to drug use, allegedly - they bounce around more than most
-when u come into their sight, they perk their head up and stare at you with a look of eagerness, as though your a cowboy and they are your horsey. They aren’t, don’t worry.
-talk with their hands and arms vividly, wether you, a group, or nobody at all is around them, which makes more sense to you than the sounds coming from their little Titty Horse mouth… that’s the neighing part.
-Laughs followed by a smile and staring at you.. nothing was previously said or lead up to this titty horse moment.

Etc etc
“Oh don’t mind My coworker over there.. a Titty Horse doing his thing, ya know? all good!”
by pseudonympho March 1, 2022
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